Monday, December 31, 2007

Drink Responsibly or Funly?



Yea, I plan to take it easier then previous years. Fortunately I have work, so I can't stay in bed till three.

Be safe and have fun guys.

"So this is the new year. And I have no resolutions. For self assigned penance. For problems with easy solutions."
(The New Year, Death Cab For Cutie)

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Don't Fear the Devil



Laters.

"I refuse to give in to my blues. That's not how it's going to be. And I deny the tears in my eyes. I don't want to let you see, no. That you have made a hole in my heart. And now I've got to fool myself."
(King Of Wishful Thinking, Go West)
They play this in my store haha.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Just Wanted to Put that Image In Your Head



The title explains it all.

"God bless here's a man of conviction. With evidence enough to convict him so he stands by the side of the victim. Has strength enough to forgive him."
(Man Of Conviction, The Get Up Kids)

Friday, December 28, 2007

Waiting for Goose



Yea, haha. Night folks.

"In between the lines, there's a lot of obscurity. I'm not inclined to resign to maturity. If it's all right, then you're all wrong. But why bounce around to the same damn song?"
(I know you know, The Friendly Indians)

Thursday, December 27, 2007

I Believe in Me



Yup haha.

"From this second story window. I can hear the children down on main street. They're singing their songs tonight. In the shadows I will listen to their every movement."
(Unopened Letter to the World, The Ataris)

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Merry Returns



Yup, take ere easy folks.

"Someday love will find you. Break those chains that bind you. One night will remind you. How we touched. And went our separate ways. If he ever hurts you. True love won't desert you. You know I still love you. Though we touched. And went our separate ways."
(Separate Ways (Worlds Apart), Journey)

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Scrooge



Merry Christmas all. Love, peace and Happyness.

"I want a Naked Christmas with you."
(Naked Christmas, Cousin Oliver)

Monday, December 24, 2007

Victim of Society



I shit you not it's real.

I was surprised how not busy it was at work for a long while. But it started to get crazy when I left, but I was gone haha.

Night folks, enjoy Christmas eve.

"Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve. Cause the cops came and arrested me. They had an unfair advantage."
(Won't Be Home For Christmas, Blink-182)

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Death Becomes Me



Yea, sick again.

"Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
(Oi To The World, The Vandals)

Saturday, December 22, 2007

But, but, this is Real



Did some more Christmas shopping. I also bought me some stuff. My store was having a buy three get one free. So I got me guitar hero III, Bioshock, and Kayne and Lynch. WOOO!

Happy UNREAL DAY!!!"We're burning down the highway skyline. On the back of a hurricane. That started turning. When you were young."
(When You Were Young, The Killers)

Friday, December 21, 2007

Have I beat this too Death Yet?



Picture it, if you will. A group of people standing outside a toy store, in the cold, since about six or earlier in the morning. Waiting for something, then going into the store, and finding out it's not there. That should give you an idea how I started my work day. And believe you me, it didn't get much better.

Also another bit of good news, THEY PROMISE IT'LL GET MUCH WORSE!!!!

"Now my guns are blazin'. Bloodclot I can see 360. Now my guns are blazin'. Pick it back up and start it all over again."
(Bloodclot, Rancid)

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Stronger then he Looks



Work is hard.

"Calling all in transit, calling all in transit. Radio free Europe, radio."
(Radio Free Europe, R.E.M.)

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I'd Work in Her Office if You Know What I Mean



Mmmmmmmmmm Jenna Fischer.

"I can hear the hound dogs on my trail. All hell breaks loose, alarm and sirens wail. Like the game if you lose. Go to jail."
(Jailbreak, Thin Lizzy)

Monday, December 17, 2007

Ruiner



Yea most people don't realize I don't work at the other one. But now they do. SCORE!!!

"I got a spiderman t-shirt. I got Converse that are rotting off my feet. I got a bad mustache. a reoccurring rash. and not a lot of cash. I spend it on my stash. Man it's good to be a geek."
(Hail To The Geek, Deaf Pedestrians)

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Of Course You Wouldn't



Yup, opening all week. Lucky me.

"Wise Men say. Only fools rush in, but I cant help. Falling in love with you."
(Fools Rush In, Elvis Presley)

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Sadly Too Many Letters



Took a little bit but I managed to spell monkeys right.

But it's true, I'm now on Xbox live. My name is Across The star. So come find me so we can kill each other in Halo 3 or lower.

"Crack my head open on your kitchen floor. To prove to you that I have brains. Meanwhile tin men are led by little girls. Down golden roads that lead to nowhere."
(Nose Over Tail, Alkaline Trio)

Friday, December 14, 2007

Ah Memories



I think it was my Mom.

"White Americans, what? Nothing better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out you're an immigrant too."
(Icky Thump, The White Stripes)

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Where do Babys Come From?



Later folks.

"Pull up a chair. Grab a drink. I need something not to make me think."
(Dear You(Far Away), Zebrahead"

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Serf and Turf



Yup, night.

"You can lie all you want. Doesn't matter much to me. I'm not like you. Anymore."
(Someone, Name Taken)

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Oh Tim, Where Art Thou



Later.

"When I say "I give up" it just means I'm going to try again"
(Scott's a Dork, Reel Big Fish)

Monday, December 10, 2007

Who Keeps a Drawer at Crotch Level?



So far only had one crotch shot.

"It's safe to fall if you just trust the ground that you stand on. I swear I will never let you down. You should know. Sometimes it's hard for me to show. My fears. But I'm never insincere. Don't turn away. From what you trusted yesterday. I'm still that person. That you can always depend on."
(You Should Know, Midtown)

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Friday, December 07, 2007

Nothing Worse then Waking up to Two Men



Yea haha. Hopefully people realize who I was gonna draw.

"Get up, Get up. Turn the ignition. Get up, Get up. Fire up the system. Play my little part in something big."
(Big Casino, Jimmy Eat World)

Thursday, December 06, 2007

As the Cannons go Silent



Really surprised how fast I beat it. So after I beat Assasians Creed I'm gonna beat Halo 2 then (Barring Kayne and Lynch) beat Halo. Busy Busy busy.

"I belong in the service of the Queen. I belong anywhere but in between. She's been crying and I've been thinking. And I am the Rain King."
(Rain King, Counting Crows)

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Always Protect your Jewels



Ha

"It could've been different if I sang the song so long ago, and now I'm feeling like I'm stuck in slow motion again. But all I've got is time. Running around in circles, just to find that peace of mind. And you know I'm gonna get what's mine."
(Guilty Pleasures, Catch 22)

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

I Deflect Like a Goalie



The reason I bitch about work so much, is because I have no time to just sit and think of other stuff to bitch about ha.

"I know a guy who lives just for the weekends. He says he's tired a lot. He says there should be five days of weekend instead of five days of work."
(The Monkey Versus The Robot, Piebald)

Monday, December 03, 2007

The Eternal Struggle



It's funny, some of the money I get I use to buy video games.

"But now everything's trying to drag me down. But I'll rip the sky from the ground."
(Jesus Or A Gun, Fuel)

Sunday, December 02, 2007

I'll see you at 4



Oh well, I was just gonna sit at home and play my 360.

Later.

"They're gonna come when you're not ready. When you're not to well-prepared. They're gonna prey upon your weakness no man's soul is ever spared. You've got to stand up, yeah, and fight them. Show them what it's all about this man is not for sale there will be no backing down."
(The Gauntlet, Dropkick Murphys)

Saturday, December 01, 2007

New Toys are Always Awesome



Yup, I'm all a giddy for my new toy. I also got Halo 3 and Assassins' Creed. So I can fill the time at home this weekend.

Close with a thanks to Game Dave for answering my questions.

"I met you. Before the fall of Rome. And I begged you. To let me take you home. You were wrong. I was right. You said goodbye. I said good night."
(It's All Been Done, Barenaked Ladies)

Friday, November 30, 2007

With Respect to Tim Buckley



To paraphrase another webcomic person (forget who) to become a more popular comic, you pick a fight with a more popular comic. Every time I do take the proverbial swing at any popular comics they go by unnoticed. Unless they are from fans of mine who also read the more popular comic, which in turn they just laugh at my reference. Such it is in my little corner of webcomicdom.

I got all weekend off WOOOO!!! Hello DVDs and god willing some Xbox 360.

Later my loves.

"It feels so good but you don't dare believe it. Don't you believe it. Don't you believe it."
(Haircuts And T-Shirts, Lifetime)

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Spread Eagle



Yup.

"I stand firm in my solidarity. The path I walk (the path I walk). I walk in with my own resolve."
(When Darkness Falls, Killswitch Engage)

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Gina Would Understand



Yea.

"One boy lives in a tower. With bow and arrow and the artificial heart. With his girl. Maid of dishonor. He loaded the cannon with a jealous appetite."
(The Difference, Wallflowers)

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Coal Mine



Day two of my 4 day closing streak. Bye bye.

"Well i been workin' in a coal mine. Goin' down down. Workin' in a coal mine. Whew about to slip down."
(Working In A Coal Mine, Devo)

Monday, November 26, 2007

5 out of 5 Friends Would Agree



I hear this a lot. I never understand why. =0p

"Life sucks. I don't wonder why. That's tough. I just keep on tryin' so I won't be the one not havin' any fun."
(Cheer Up, Reel Big Fish)

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Makes the News Easier to Insert



Yup, haha.

"Falling in love with my wallowing despair that shines in black. It consumes me, I'll take it back. I'll build it back to what it was."
(Always And Never, Silverstein)

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Who Buys a Leather Jackets at a Supermarket?



I'm back baby! Thanks to my lovely assistants and their awesome comics.

Talk to you later and wish me luck as I sell Wiis to rapid wanters tomorrow.

"Good times come and good times go, I only wish the good times would last a little longer. I think about the good times we had and why they had to end."
(Story Of My Life, Social Distortion)

Friday, November 23, 2007

Guest Comic by Dave



Schoooooooooooooooooooooo, guest comic by animator Dave come out.

Black friday was very tiring haha. Later folks and Happy Birthday to Larissa.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Guest Comic by Fitz



Here's my friend and former band mate Fitz.

Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Guest Comic by Jon



Today in our summer comic series. I give you my personal friend Jonathan Small or Smally Smalls as he is also known.

Later.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Guest Comic by Kyle and Noah



Well As you know, when I have pinnacle events, vacation, or just want a break. I do a guest period(most of the time I never do a week, either more or less haha). Today we feature Kyle and Noah or Paul Briske and Alastair Collins, I never got around to asking haha. But I've been calling em Kyle and Noah. They draw and write Vacant and Engaged a funny webcomic.

So later folks.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

This Calls for a Celebration



Yup I have drawn a thousand comics. I'm just as shocked as everyone else. Later all.

"Dear Mariah, the world's not big enough for the both of us when we live in the same town, that's wrong. Fight on fire I burn my hands ‘till I got nothing left to count my numbers on."
(God Send Conspirator, Coheed And Cambria)

Friday, November 16, 2007

Prelude to Black Friday



So I got a very small taste of what it'll be like during Black Friday. Don't know when I'll be working yet. But I will be there on Black Friday haha.

Later folks.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Watch Me Blow



I especially like panel three today haha.

Yup, today is the anniversary of the day I escaped the womb. Kudos to me.

"She says it all without a thought in her head. She says it all as she's pressed up against me. A little something just to take off the edge. A little more and i'll fall off the planet entirely."
(When Your Heart Stops Beating, Plus 44)

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Bowtie, the State Pasta



Later.

"Sometimes I think I am out of my league. And then sometimes I think I can dream. Sometimes I wish I could be the one fish. That you choose out of all in the sea."
(If You Wanna I Might, Hellogoodbye)

Monday, November 12, 2007

Spend a little time with me



Later.

"So hear this please. And watch as your heart speeds up endlessly. And look for the stars as the sun goes down. Each breath that you take has a thunderous sound. Everything, everything's magic."
(Everything's Magic, Angels And Airwaves)

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Thanks Lis, for threatening to beat me up so funily



First, a thanks to Lis for texting it too me so I wouldn't forget.

Second, I was out with Lis and some of her friends celebrating her birthday. I forget what provoked her to say that, but it was funny. I believe flunch is a combination of punch and flicking haha.

Night all.

"But there you go for the last time. I finally know now what I should have known then. And I could still be ruthless if you'll let me."
(Ruthless, Something Corporate)