Cartoony Tim solves world hunger AND halts global warming

Today's title comes from Animator Dave. SCHOOOOOO!

I Quit Smoking!

If you missed yesterdays and confused click here.

The title today was also donated by Fitz. I'm pretty sure this wasn't what he meant(He wants me to quit). But I find this far more interesting haha.

That is all, later.

In Retrospect, Not a Good Idea

Today's guest title is brought to you by my good friend Fitz. His titles actually setup for a two parter, so tune in tomorrow for part two.

"I'm a suspect, I'm a traitor. I'm only here in body, visiting. Yellow faces and the distant screams. 'The beauty is in what isn't said'. I'm rising to my feet."
(Chase This Light, Jimmy Eat World)

Drunken cleverness

Yup, went to see my friends Distant Orange and Tremor and drank. They had $1.50 yuengling man. The sad part was I had work at 9 am. Luckily I got up with no problems.

Okay still recovering, later.

"You suck so passionately. You're a parasitic psycho, filthy creature. Finger-bangin' my heart. You call me up drunk. Does the fun ever start? You're hideous and sexy!"
(Love Me Dead, Ludo)

I do not condone crucifixtion

I find this idea funny cause people blame tv, movies, and video games for being violent, but there is plenty of violence in the bible. Though I'm sure this isn't a shocking revelation to some.

I'm just saying.

P.S. TITLES TITLES TITLES!

Dammit Bill

Well it's obvious, and obvious is my business haha. The reason I choose Bill is simply because he and I have beards, also he smokes. So the choice was clear. As for Cartoony Tim as Zoe, it's just funny.

Don't forget, the clock is ticking on submitting those titles. DO IT NOW!!!!

"A crack in the surface. A flaw in the plan. Plans we made together, almost buried in the sand. A cadence imperfect. Like a building condemned. Can we indemnify ourselves if we don't face what we're against."
(Hairline Fracture, Rise Against)

Let's Duet

Say Anything's finest "baseball but better". I thought it be a nice song for valentines day. Also it lent to a Cartoony Tim and Tim duet.

Happy V-Day all.

"If you could spare one of your nine lives we could ditch this coast, get in my car and drive."
(Baseball, But Better, Say Anything)

Written by the new app, ijoke

As always, I'm not making this up, it is a real app and it's not the only one, there are ones you have to pay for too haha. In one sitting I read all the lines that it offered, most were pretty weak.

One of the best that didn't make the comic(cause it wasn't funny) was on along the lines of make it my best day ever. Most of the rest were pretty ridiculous, and if said with a straight face, you may do okay. Two of the worst that ended on the cutting room floor were "If you were a booger I'd pick you first" and "Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."

In an unrelated to this comic announcement. I plan to ask you, my loyal readers, to submit to me titles of comics. It can be about anything "Monkeys go ape" "victory over Athens" anything. If I think of something funny to go draw to it, it'll end up in the next comic. So start submitting your ideas. I will set a deadline at Sunday February 22. For no other reason that it's two Sundays from now. So please submit your ideas. I need em.

"We ran like vampires from a thousand burning sons. But even then we should have stayed. But we ran away. Now all my friends gone. Maybe we’ve outgrown all the things that we once loved."
(Audience of One, Rise Against)

No patience

Yea I sent out for jobs. Waiting to hear back.

It is done

Yup, I finally finished a 3-D portfolio. I think it's my best stuff. I posted on my art blog(which I haven't updated in 82 weeks apparently) so go here to check it out.

"Drown the pain with cheap champagne. And wake me when it's time to go. I'm far to faded to celebrate it. This clock is moving way too slow. One more year like this one. I could never make it on my own."
(Clown Cars On Cinder Blocks, Dillinger Four)

Bah on 3-D lighting

If you are lost and think you need context for this joke. I'm talking about lighting in my 3-D program. It's hard, don't know why, it's pretty straight forward but somehow it just doesn't always click. In any case I'm working on lighting my latest 3-d object. As soon as I'm done that, I think it's time to search for work. I'll have 8 pieces for my portfolio so I think it's time.

"I was out on the radio starting to change. Somewhere out in America, it's starting to rain. Could you tell me one thing you remember about me. I remember me."
(Have You Seen Me Lately, Counting Crows)

Anticipation

Yup. Later.

"And stripes on fire, these hands are tired. I’m making plans to drink away all these words I can’t escape. I have to try to make you stay. Because I’m alone, stay with me this time."
(Hanging Marionette, Appleseed Cast)

Penguins!

I find it interesting I seem to talk about video games more then anything anymore. Strange.

It is an awesome album, if you like pop punk go get it.

"Yeah I'm stealing cigarettes. Selling them off to friends for rent. Plus a pay check and still in debt?"
(Minimum Wage Is A Gateway Drug, Dillinger Four)