Toilet humor

Libraries are funny places.

"The first straw so small it seemed impossible. The next straw vanished like shooting stars that fall. The last straw there’s no reason for getting there at all, yeah."
(First Straw, 311)

It's a process

I think I mighta confused some people. I'm not stopping whatever journal your currently reading this comic on. I'm stopping the main website I made on tripod. Hopefully I'll get a real website, just not now.

Since I have a domain name for about another year I'm going to make it redirect to the myspace stars on the ceiling. Which I will have icons leading to other journals.

That is all goodnight.

"Got a lotta heart ache. He's a fuckin' weasel. His issues make my mind ache. Want to make a deal."
(Dysentery Gary,Blink-182)

Rebuttal, *giggles*

Well I ran out of space again. So this is the last post here. I'm tired of tripod so I'm just going to post to my many journals. So Subscribe to any of my journals for updates.

I'm just tired of tripod. So hopefully I can get a real website.

Until then, keep reading from my journals.

"Why do I never seem to learn? That love is wrong and girls are fucking evil. I guess I'll never figure out. What womankind is all about."
(The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl, Ataris)

Lil' agitator

I'm sick again. I thought I got over this shit. Grrrr.

But yea, I kinda want the weather to be stable. So when I dress warm I don't get fucking hot. GOD!!

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."
(Only The Good Die Young, Billy Joel)

I'm not sure how 'here' fits in

Throat and head hurts, it sucks.

"Yeah runnin down a dream. That never would come to me. Workin on a mystery, goin wherever it leads."
(Running Down A Dream, Tom Petty)

Gonna do the friend thing

Just didn't work out. I still care about her and vice versa. I think we'll be okay.

"Hands in the air (hands in the air). No one make a sound (no one make a sound). While you're in despair, we'll have our ears to the ground. Listening for the pulse that just might drive these hearts tonight. And I know we won't make it out alive."
(Until We Get Caught, Hit The Lights)

Freak is a term of endearment

Later folks.

"I know I shouldn't waste my time. Wishing I'd been better designed. Yet for some reason still think."
(Attractive Today, Motion City Soundtrack)

Little giggling never hurt anybody

Haha, that's Darcy. Hehe.

WOOO SCANNER IS ON THE NEW COMPUTER!!!!

"Now I'm, Now I'm. Sha sha shakin', sha shakin'."
(I'm Shakin', Rooney)

Two years and counting

Happy anniversary lovelies. Thanks for your reading and supportiveness.

Well after so many months, due to crappy computer and lack of time I lost my streak. I could bend the rules saying my update doesn't end till I go to sleep but that's not fair.

LOVE TO YOU ALL!!!

"This bouncing baby boy's now turning baby blue."
(Continental, Alkaline Trio)

I know I'm hairy

It is the best because it has the best lines of most of the season. It's just funny as hell.

And a sidenote: I have more green day songs on my Mp3 player then any other band.

"To know you is to hate you. So loving you must be like suicide."
(Jackass, Green Day)

Poor gorillas

I don't know where he read that. Darcy's reaction was priceless.

"Stay, for today. You'll let me stay, for today."
(Stay, Goldfinger)

Rain washes everything away

Took a shower, felt a lot better. WOOOO.

"I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours."
(Here It Goes Again, OK Go)

Get off the phone you pussy

Being sick, later.

"You're magical. Mystery girl. Tick tock you don't stop a rockin' my world. You give high fives to all the guys. You let me know that I'm alive."
(Ban The Tube Top, Reel Big Fish)

Cold snap

We watched a lot of movies and stuff, lot's a good times.

"you said my songs are not all that complicated. The chorus's, just seem to be phrases shouted out, twenty times in a row."
(Jeff Brown, MI6)

Flashing thanks to Jeph and Kell

First time scanning outside my own computer. Strange.

The shirt comes from the comic Questionable Content. A favorite webcomic of mine. and my sister who got it for my birthday, thanks again kell.

Animation party all night. Later.

"I think I think I know it all."
(Automatic, Less Than Jake)

Gingers unite

Yea, it didn't actually happen that way. But it kinda did haha.

The comic art show was today. People showed up it was cool.

"Let's toast our glass to Christmas lights. They're hung up on the wall in place. I'm hung up on your glowing face."
(One More Won't Hurt, Houston Calls)

I would make Dewy proud

Dave and Busters? On a Sunday? Has the world gone crazy? Yes on all three counts.

Instead of Chickie's Me, Theresa and Jay(found out to late to bring Darcy) went to D&B for are sunday night hang. It helps that wednesday I can't make it and neither can Jay.

The reason for the sudden resurfacing of my interest in becoming a librarian lies with one of my favorite webcomics, Unshelved. Mom got me the whole printed series for my birthday. And I love it so.

Yes, you do need a masters to be a librarian. I don't really know why, you just do.

"The past is only the future with the lights on."
(Baby Come On, PLUS 44)

Labels

Wooo.

"It's been so long since I had a smile. I've stayed sad for such a long while. If you can cheer me up. I could learn to love you."
(Cheer, Descendents)

That's just wrong, yet funny

Same as yesterday, just today.

"I was a young boy that had big plans. Now I'm just another shitty old man. I don't have fun and I hate everything. The world owes me, so fuck you."
(The Grouch, Green Day)

I'm actually right handed, so I'm cheating

Busy busy busy. Later.

"I'll sing along, Yeah with every emergency."
(The Science of Selling Yourself Short, Less Than Jake)

Jon Smalls returns

Busy busy busy. Later.

"Can he things you make me wanna do. I'd rob a quik-e-mart for you. I'd go to the pound and let all the cats go free. Just as long as you'd be with me."
(I Won't Spend Another Night Alone, Ataris)

About a billion times, give or take

It's quite common when people can't find a book in the library, they're just looking in the wrong place. Where they are looking, I have no idea. But the space they are searching is unoccupied by the book they are looking for. Another ccommon thing lies in the catalog. Sometimes people get confused which library actually has the book.

It does happen that the book is genuilly missing, but not as often.

"Can you still feel the butterflies? Can you still hear the last goodnight?"
(For Me This Is Heaven, Jimmy Eat World)

Nice to curl up with a good book

Peace we out.

"Oh Lordy! The sun is coming up! A marshmallow into a cloud! I'll never shut up again! I'm fucking disavowed."

(I Will Never Write An Obligatory Song About Being On The Road And Missing Someone, Say Anything)

lieutenant Dan

Ugh, new shoes are killing me. Not used to the heel yet. So I've been standing most of the day and my legs hurt. Blah.

"And I kissed you in a style clark gable would have admired. I thought it classic."
(Clark Gable, The Postal Service)

I may not skateboard, but I dig the shoes

Yea sorry yesterdays stuff seemed kinda depressed. Just long days with nothing to do and sitting home just depress me. Also since I didn't get any work done it didn't help.

"But if I had your faith. I could make it safe and clean. If only I was sure. My head on the door was a dream."
(Close To Me, The Cure)

As it lights up the night sky

Saying goodbye.

"Come break me down. Marry me, bury me. I am finished with you"
(The Kill, 30 Seconds to Mars)

Seek and acquire

I got some nice stuff. I love yet hate black friday.

Walmart was a fucking madhouse.

"He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice. He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price. He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel. But if you wanna haggle, oh, he'll make you such a deal!"
(Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Weird Al Yankovic)

Man, that's one pissed off turkey

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Eat, Drink and be merry.

Darcy is eating with me at Grandma's. First girlfriend ever to eat with me at Thanksgiving. WOOO.

"People, now put a little love in your heart. Each and every day."
(Put a little love in your heart, Jackie DeShannon)

Windy shrimp

Le sigh

"Nothing to lose. A boy who went out when he finished all his chores. Nothing to do. They can't trust me because I blew it once before."
(Dick Lips, Blink-182)

Animators choice

Yea

"Mama give me my medicine that makes me feel like a tall tree."
(Welcome to the Fold, Filter)

Blinded by the light & Guess, I'm not the only one who thinks soda it water, *wink* *wink*

Due to space and funny stuff I wrote two today. YAY!

"Move to Bremerton - we'll hang out. Move to Bremerton - we'll go all out. Move to Bremerton - will you be mine?"
(Move to Bremerton, Mxpx)

Have to keep the cow uprising in check

My thoughts and prayers go out to Theresa and her family for the lose of her father.

"And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand."
(Tiny Dancer, Elton John)

The Lazy boy Alchemist

Nothing exciting. Just watched Full Metal Alchemist with Mom. I'm almost done watching it, unfortunately the movie will take forever to get. But it looks interesting, THEY HAVE MEXICANS!! Well at least ladies who look mexican and dance the salsa.

Back to doing nothing.

"Looking for a fast time. Watching out for bright lights. Send me off to private school. When I'm with you it's paradise."
(Phoebe Cates, Fenix TX)

Old age is on my mind lately

TGIF.

"When we were liars things were seamless. When we were wired the world was like a secret."
(Running For Home, Matthew Good Band)

What a foul fucking mouth I have

Hours at the lab, spells fun, work, and Unreal hehehe.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know. She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares."
(All the Small Things, Blink-182)

The day the world revolves around me

Happy birthday to me bitches. haha Later.

"Happy birthday, you're not special. You're getting older, but not much better. We all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song. So happy fucking birthday. You're not special."
(New Happy Birthday Song?, NOFX)

I will continue to never wash this face again

First off I forgot to mention about yesterday's comic is that it's 100% real. As I was driving home from dropping Darcy off I saw a car with all that stuff. Freaky if you ask me haha.

Now onto the show yesterday. First was the three hour wait in line in the rain. I blame The TLA for not letting us stand under the sign out front. Instead they make you wait in an alley next to imagine. Which SUCKED!!! However me and Tiff formed a cool group of folks that hung out and talked. Finally we get into the show. Since my hoodie was soaked I had to hide it inside a beam. I eventually dryed and warmed up as did everybody else.

As for the show. I liked it. However the crowd seemed kinda mellow and bored. There were groups of people that were excited and rocking, but most of the crowd seemed bleh. However there was a penguin in the crowd haha. The Matches came on first, they were okay, some good songs and such. Then +44 came on, the crowd went fucking nuts. It is plain to see who they came too see that night, MARK!! Travis was funny behind his drumset flailing his bad left arm as he hit things with his right. +44 had some good songs, kinda slow towards the middle, but it picked up pretty good. If you knew nothing about Mark, you would have never of guessed he was in a punk band before. In any case it was an awesome show.

Afterwards I heard screaming "MARK MARK" and I look to my right and I see Mark with two huge body guards making his way to his merch booth. Yea, a whole bunch of people were screaming they touched Mark. The comic reflects my attitude.

That's all besides that tomorrow is my B-day. So I shall talk to you soon. LATER!!!

"Alcohol, my permanent accessory. Alcohol, a party-time necessity. Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. O Alcohol, I still drink to your health."
(Alcohol, Barenaked Ladies)

Amazing what you see when you drive

+44 tonight. BYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE.

"And we'll be beaten down without mercy or meaning. I turn my face to a careless skyline."
(Lycanthrope, Plus 44)

Crunching leaves like they are snails

It was a nice day, so I went for a walk with Darcy. I sweated, haha.

Later.

"Boot to the moon, jazz hands."
(Boot to the Moon Wad and Wayne Jentry and Band, Reggie And The Full Effect)

Wait around the clock

WOOO.

"We sang the songs, to which we knew just half the words. We played Relieveo and scared off all the birds."
On My Mind, Damone)

It's like, Rambo, Die hard and Beaches rolled into one

Gator done.

"When she described her underwear. I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul."
Wow, I Can Be Sexual Too, Say Anything)

Reprinted with permission

Bah rainy days, making my shoes wet.

Yes this is part of an actual conversation me and Jess had yesterday.

"All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. I like watchin' the puddles gather rain."
(No Rain, Blind Melon)

Day at the animation races

We've been rolling on the chairs a lot the last couple of days. Haha. Later.

"Like old melodies, renewed and recreated, we have to keep on singing."
(This project is stagnant (get it out of my face), Latterman)

Mixed-up metaphors

Yea, Darcy been having some bad luck with jobs, so I tried to help in my usual way. Say something dumb. Ironically I was worried I'd forget it, so Darcy wrote it down on a matchbook. Unfortuantly when I was drawing it at work today, I didn't have it. So alas I made it as close to what I said as I could. Don't get me wrong, it is incredible close, but I think it does lack certain phrasing. In either case, I do like it.

I close with another birthday wish to my friend Lis cut from the team.

GOODNIGHT!!!!

"Sat on your roof young in eighty-two. How you remember is how it remains. Turn down the light so now I can die. We'll always remember how we remained."
(Emma Discovery, The Anniversary)

You can sleep when your dead

Sorry for the late update. Kinda crazy today. Also my computer where I do all my comics is kinda dying. So I have to scan then bring it over to the other comouter so it's a little harder to update.

"Dear Jamie, I've got some things I'd like to set in pen. I would have used a pencil, but lead's just not permanent. Should I trust my printer's ink To express the things I think?"
(Dear Jaime... Sincerly Me, Hellogoodbye)

Never trust the bearded man

Had much fun with Jess, Jon, Jose, and Andy. Love to you all.

New York was fun. Hung out, went to the MoMa, hung around Times Square and watch a 6 foot tall white guy walk around china town with a fake beard and sunglasses(thanks for that smalls).

Good times, thanks to all.

"Man, I think I'm gonna buy myself a Rolls. Maybe a Chevrolet. One where I can pull that top down. Just let my radio play."
(Three Marlenas, Wallflowers)

The name is Plissken

New york New York

"Come on along and listen to. The lullaby of Broadway. The hip-hooray and balley-hoo. The lullaby of Broadway."
(Lullaby of Broadway, Bette Midler)

If I were British

So tomorrow me and the Rutgers crew will take New York. Then the world!! So I'll update really early.

There was watching of Snatch in the lab. So that is why it's today's comic.

See you tomorrow.

"She's a dove, She's a fuckin' nightmare. Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here. On the go and it's way too late to play. I need a girl that I can train."
(Dumpweed, Blink-182)

Rain dance

Happy November, and 13 days till I turn the big 2 2. Crazy.

"We'll carry on. We'll carry on. And though you're dead and gone believe me. Your memory will carry on."
(Welcome To The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance)