Thursday, January 31, 2008

Annnnnnnnnnnd Scene

It's true, I need to go buy some chips. SOON!!

"Probably thinks that I'm obsessed. But I just think that she's the best. She probably thinks that I'm just lonely. But I've got good friends and she's the only one who's made me feel this way."
(I Just Think That She's The Best, Hellogoodbye)

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Steve Be His Name

It's kinda blasphemes, but funny.

"Civilized. Until the keg runs dry, at least try. To drink from 9 to 5, and then from 5 to 9. Always drunk and going crazy. Always drunk going crazy you'd better believe it!"
(Richard Allen George... No, It's Just Cheez... (Cheese), Less Than Jake)

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Neither Pitcher nor Catcher

I watched I Know Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. So I thought, if the person isn't a bigot and straight he or she would be flattered to be considered desirable to a gay person. Hell I'd bet they'd brag about it. Also I bet they would be offended if they weren't thought to be an attractive to a gay person. Deep down you all know I'm right haha.

"When I'm walkin' I strut my stuff, man I'm so strung out. I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out."
(Blister In The Sun, Violent Femmes)

Monday, January 28, 2008

Just Let it all out Man

Yup, put in a new water heater today. Fun.

On another note I just saw a preview of the new Star Wars game Forced Unleash. It looks awesome, came a long way since I saw it two years ago.

Later folks.

"Make up your mind. Decide to walk with me. Around the lake tonight. Around the lake tonight. By my side. By my side. I'm not gonna lie. I'll not be a gentleman. Behind the boathouse. I'll show you my dark secret."
(Possum Kingdom, Toadies)

Sunday, January 27, 2008

He even Clipped the Article

Sorry for no update. I was having Winter een mas fun with Dave and Fitz. Thanks to those guys and Jesus and Migul(sorry if that's wrong) for lot's of fun.

First I wanna confirm that I did not sell the guy the xbox. But he felt the need to tell me about this to make me sell protection. Crazy.

"It's too late to talk to you. And it's too soon to say good-bye. Listen where ever you may be. You still live inside my mind."
(Feels Like Home, No Use For A Name)

Friday, January 25, 2008

It Returns

Later folks.

"Please go outside and play. I can't take it. When you're screaming in the basement, and the TV. It's so loud I can't concentrate."
(Jabberjaw, Mi6)

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Strike Anywhere

I'm only topical a couple months afterwards haha.

"Whatever poison is in this bottle will leave me broken sore and stiff. But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at. He owes me one last wish. So here's a present to let you know I still exist. I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips."
(Jude Law And A Semester Abroad, Brand New)

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

A Radar Thong

The title is what I thought was a line in  Pour Some Sugar on Me (apparently it's a radar PHONE).

If you got nothing to do today, go to The Dive to see my band Twenty One Up play at open mic. LATER!!

"The next time I see you, you'll turn away. I'll say, 'Hello, but you'll keep on walking."
(Make You Smile, Plus 44)

Tuesday, January 22, 2008


Yea, I thought for a little while, but I don't wanna go to school. So now I have to become famous so they can ask me to teach haha.


"What's your favorite color? Dreaming in no other. What to do? What to say? So my 15 won't fade away."
(I-IV-V, Injected)

Monday, January 21, 2008

I Crack Cartoony Tim Up

Tah Tah.

"Baby check this out, I've got something to say. Man, it's so loud in here. When they stop the drum machine and I can think again. I'll remember what it was."
(Man, It's So Loud In Here, They Might Be Giants)

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Things Not to Shout in Public

Yea, I thought it was a funny word. "Hook Hook there's the hook".

"Dear Dad. I'm having trouble feeling sad."
(Without Panasos, The Anniversary)

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Guitar Case

A guitar case if you couldn't guess. And thanks to Tasia for writing the joke down.

"Somebody, (somebody), oh somebody (somebody). Can anybody find me somebody to love? (Anybody find me) Yeah."
(Somebody To Love, Queen)

Friday, January 18, 2008

Tasia Insisted

Yup folks.

"I guess you'd call it suicide. But I'm too full to swallow my pride."
(Can't Stand Losing You, Police)

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Headbanger Days

Yea, my head and neck hurts. Fun show, later folks.

"So cool it down. Relax awhile. You get too crazy."
(Yeems Song For Nothing, Lifetime)

Wednesday, January 16, 2008


Been playing Bioshock. Sucks when you come up against a bad guy with little ammo and health.

See you at the Balcony tonight.

"When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide. Where I stop and I turn and then I go for a ride. 'Til I get to the bottom and I see you again, yeh, yeh yeh."
(Helter Skelter, The Beatles)

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Day Off

My Last reminder before tomorrow Without Parachute, Tremor and Man Like Machine are playing at the Balcony(above the Troc) tomorrow. Get there by 6 to see the start of the show.

Later folks.

"I am a world before I am a man. I was a creature before I could stand. I will remember before I forget."
(Before I Forget, Slipknot)

Monday, January 14, 2008


Yup, later folks.

"Run and tell all of the angels. This could take all night. Think I need a devil to help me get things right. Hook me up a new revolution. Cause this one is a lie. We sat around laughing and watched the last one die."
(Learn To Fly, Foo Fighters)

Sunday, January 13, 2008

I Tend to Think a Lot While I should be Working

Yea, I think a lot at work. Kinda missed writing down non-random thoughts that aren't funny.

Later folks.

"Oh and we carried it all so well. As if we got a new position. Oh and i'll laugh all the way to hell. Saying 'yes this is a fine promotion'. Oh and i'll laugh all the way to hell."
(Missed The Boat, Modest Mouse)

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Potato is a Shape


"Sitting half way. Away from no where. Praying for our lips to touch. Holding myself. For a second. Just to catch a smile. On this line."
(Streetcar, Funeral For A Friend)

Friday, January 11, 2008


Yay! More jokes about work.

Just another reminder of that my friends Without Parachute, Tremor and Man Like Machine are playing at the Balcony this Wednesday. I shall be there, yelling and charging the stage like I usually do.

Night folks.

"I'm stuck in a coma. Stuck in a neverending sleep. Some day I will wake up. And realize I made up everything."
(Can't Be Saved, Senses Fail)

Thursday, January 10, 2008


Yea, funny stuff.

"You know she was a dancer. She moved better on wine."
(Mississippi Queen, Mountain)

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Everybody outta the Hole

Later folks.

"I'd be a liar if I wouldn't admit. All of your hell gave me a higher lift."
(Six Feet Under, Neve)

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Nashville isn't ready for Cartoony Tim


"Jack dropped 21, Jill 22. The look in his eye said brother what are you going to do. With a 9mm and a three piece suit? They look to one another and say. Hey motherfucker, who's the fool?"
(9mm And A Three Piece Suit, Catch 22)

Monday, January 07, 2008

Surprisingly it Cost a lot to light a White Room

Yup. I also would like to mention to you, my loyal readers, that my friends Without Parachute, Tremor and Man Like Machine are all playing a show together at the Balcony above the Troc. Barring work I'll be there and so should you. Cover is ten dollars and doors open at 6:15. I'll remind you again later this week.

Later folks.

"I cant light no more of your darkness. All my pictures seem to fade to black and white. I'm growing tired and time stands still before me. Frozen here on the ladder of my life."
(Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me, Elton John)

Sunday, January 06, 2008

I Like Signs

Yup later kids.

"We could hold our breath forever. Or maybe for a while. The best will surely come. Until then we'll feel nothing. Until then we'll feel nothing at all."
(All That Is Beautiful, Sleeping at Last)

Saturday, January 05, 2008


I do write down jokes for later. I just this was funnier the one joke I wrote down haha.

"200 miles yeah it sure is far. Can I go back when we. We're honeymooning and the time was right."
(Exit, Emergency, Houston Calls)

Friday, January 04, 2008

After Thought

I was thinking about it while I was writing the news post and I just couldn't turn it down for a comic, haha.

"Just think of this and me as just a few of the many things. To lie around, to clutter up your shelves. And I wish you weren't worth the wait. Cause there are some things that I'd like to say to you. And I don't think that you know what you've been missing."
(Your Own Disaster, Taking Back Sunday)

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Mark My Words, there WILL BE a touring Rock Band, Band

For those of you don't know, this is Rock Band. It's like if guitar hero and singster had a baby and needs drums. If that makes no sense think guitar hero with more instruments. Haha. I think I should tell you it cost 169.99 plus tax. I figure you can get a fairly decent guitar for that. And the game itself is 60 bucks, so.

I close with a repeat of the title: There WILL be a Rock band Band that will tour.


"Hipsters unite. Come align for the big fight to rock for you. But beware. All those angels with their wings glued on. 'cause deep down. They are frightened and they're scared. If you don't stare."
(Cherub Rock, Smashing Pumpkins)

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

The Freakin Pope

I think so at least.

"I stepped outside myself and felt so cold. Take a look at my new toy. It'll blow your head in two, oh boy."
(Truth Hits Everybody, The Police)

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Wow, that's Cynical

Haha, ain't I?

"A thought burst in my head. And I need to tell you. It's news that I for thought. Or was it just a dream. That happened long ago? I think I just forgot"
(Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?, Green Day)