Thursday, December 31, 2009

I kid, I kid

How serendipitous that my 1500th comic was on new years eve.

Happy New Years Folks.

"Drown the pain with cheap champagne. And wake me when it's time to go. I'm far to faded to celebrate it. This clock is moving way too slow. One more year like this one. I could never make it on my own."
(Clown Cars On Cinder Blocks, Dillinger Four)

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Monday, December 28, 2009

They came from above

It's their fault cause they gave me the points card to buy the Mothership Zeta expansion pack.

"I thought that they were angels, but much to my surprise. We climbed aboard their starship, we headed for the skies"
(Come Sail Away, Styx)

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Saying goodbye to my babies

Yea a piece on the exhaust pipe is missing. I don't know where it went, so now I must take it to be fixed. BAH! Hopefully it won't break me.

"You're sick of me. I'm sick of you. Let's cool off and just talk this one through. To turn around. To walk away. You'll be leaving but I'll be here to stay."
(Booze Cruise, Mad Caddies)

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Hear that RIAA

Yup yup.

"This captain goes down with the ship. All hands on decks, stand hip to hip. I shout the order, shoot to kill. I'm dressed to thrill, I'm dressed to thrill"
(Rum Is For Drinking, Not For Burning, Senses Fail)

Friday, December 25, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

oh THAT Decemeber 24th

Yup I forgot again.

"So I stand with a dead smile on my face. Wondering how much of my time they'll waste. Oh God I hate these Satan's helpers."
(Won't Be Home For Christmas, Blink-182)

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

That or Oprahism

Yup yup

"And even though I'm not as cool as Han. I still want to be your man. You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need."
(A New Hope, Blink-182)

Monday, December 21, 2009

End of a sketchbook

So here comes number 7.

"I know a place that's safe and warm from the crowd. Into your arms whoa into your arms I can go"
(Into Your Arms, The Lemonheads)

Friday, December 18, 2009

Usually downhill after "I've been thinking"

I really am. I don't know I've just been a smartass for so long people would find it strange (as would I) that I wouldn't contradict people or answer question with a smartass remark. I guess I'm beginning to think I might repel people by being a smart ass. Also the verbal sparing with someone trying to counteract my sarcasm is getting tiring.

I honestly think I should give it a try.

"I’m not bitter anyway, but I didn’t want it to turn out this way."
(Long Goodnight, The Get Up Kids)

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Amazing discoveries

I looked it up, and apparently it inspired Family guy. Look at the Youtube video or the Wiki page

"I told you I didn't want my picture taken but you snapped it anyway. Now I guess you won't have trouble remembering me someday. "
(Take Our Cars Now!, Saves the Day)

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Well that does suck

That's it, goodnight.

"Twenty-nine years into life. Some things, I still can get right. Priorities may never be straight. That's always a topic for debate. I've made up my mind. I shouldn't be loved."
(Majestic, None More Black)

Monday, December 14, 2009

Five five

Actually it was yesterday I started my first website on tripod. Thanks to all you folks for sticking around all these years.

"There's a party goin' on right here. A celebration to last throughout the years. So bring your good times, and your laughter too. We gonna celebrate your party with you."
(Celebration, Kool & the Gang)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

What a thing to wake up too

Yea I was sleeping and my mom woke me up to let me know some guy hit my car. Luckily he was cool about it and didn't run off.

"Do you see the sun - it's a brand new day. Oh, the world's in your hands, now use it. What's past is past, don't turn around. Brush away the cobwebs of freedom."
(Dance Into The Light, Phil Collins)

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Small world indeed

If you can't tell I saw my friend Milady on the game reel at my store, she was talking about Tony Hawk Ride.

"was just a boy like every other. I thought I was something fierce. I thought I was ten times smarter. Love would be something that I'd just know."
(Always Be, Jimmy Eat World)

Friday, December 11, 2009

Funny Phrases


"And two gay guys got married. And brought the family to its knees. How did they blow us to smithereens. Just a couple of queens. How did they do it. I'll tell you now. They brought marriage to an end. And I've found myself some culprits. It's two young gay republicans. Young gay republicans."
(Non Dairy Creamer, Third Eye Blind)

Thursday, December 10, 2009


No comment.

"Knock, knock, that's me on the other side. Put your hand on the screen, that's me you see. I'm trapped behind this glass. I'm trapped right in a box. But that that's me, right on the the tele-v."
(Television, The Reunion Show)

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Talking about the new girl

What can I say haha?

"Jamie, Jamie, I'm so glad you're mine. We'll be together a long time."
(Jamie, Weezer)

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Going for nerd brownie points

It's cool to do Star Wars references in anything. Strangely enough I think this it first time I did.

"Under highway signs I watched our love start fluttering and dissipating. I counted all the headlights to make sure I was all right. Now I'm wondering is it me or is it me that can't see silver linings? So I fucked it up. I watched you go."
(Jessie & My Whetstone, Saves the Day)

Monday, December 07, 2009

Can't think of funny

That's all I got.

"She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle. But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle. Capital punishment, she's last year's model. They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie. I don't want to go to Chelsea."
((I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea, Elvis Costello)

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Clear blue ocean, clear blue ocean

Yup, just gotta keep calm so nobody complains.

"Man, sometimes I get to feeling so left out. And then I'm here again. I'm crying in my beer again. Loneliness closes down like a jail, This is a lonely tale, I'm singing in my jail cell."
(New Girl, Third Eye Blind)

Friday, December 04, 2009



"There's been borders and there'll be boundaries and there's been times misdirection's found me"
(Magnetic North, Less Than Jake)

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Beer me

Off again.

"If I get drunk well. I'll pass out on the floor now baby. You won't bother me no more. And if your drinkin' well. You know that you're my friend. And I say I think I'll have myself a beer."
(Beer, Reel Big Fish)

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

So tired can't think of title

Just to make sure, I'm looking forward to not having to wake up early tomorrow and I look forward to that sleep, ooooooh yea.

"'Cause you come swimmin' into view. And I'm hanging on your words like I always used to do. The words they use so lightly, I only feel for you. I only know because I carry you around. In the background."
(The Background, Third Eye Blind)

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

If we had one more person we'd be a gang

You know what I'm talking about Tre.

"I gotta say that Mable. She's the bomb"
(Mabel, Goldfinger)

Monday, November 30, 2009

Chicken crew

Yea, since they changed the strip recipe at KFC I just don't like it anymore.

"'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack."
(Wannabe Gangster, Wheatus)

Sunday, November 29, 2009


Yea it hurts for some reason. Bah!!!

"I'll be wrapped around your finger."
(Wrapped Around Your Finger, Police)

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009


Took it for an oil change and a radiator flush. Hopefully that's it for a bit knock on wood.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009


It's a green '93 Pontiac Bonneville and it's all mine hehe.

"We drive. Dave steps on the gas. The world that's flying by is slick and smooth. Big waves of light. The radio is playing Queen. We're rocking out."
(Shoulder To The Wheel, Saves the Day)

Saturday, November 21, 2009


Say no more.

"What the hell is wrong with me? I'm in a band, ladies can't you see. Please don't judge me by the car that I drive. Or the fact that I haven't had a date since '95."
(Desperate, Suburban Legends)

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

For Sam

My friend Samantha Gonski passed away today. My best wishes go out to the family.

"May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads, the sleepless go."
(Hear You Me, Band)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Oh that Milo

I love Pandora radio. Especially the Less than Jake channel. They play the best bands.

"People knock on my door, ringing my phone. Telling me the things I gotta get done today. To satisfy them, but what about me? Lately I've been wishing I was brain dead. No responsibilities in my head today. Baby let's see what's on TV."
(Nothing With You, The Descendents)

Sunday, November 15, 2009

A post birthday thank you

I mean it.

"And I'll march slowly and I'll never forget. How the music stopped or the feel of your breath."
(The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, The Anniversary)

Saturday, November 14, 2009

It's my birthday I can half ass it haha

Gonna be a hectic day so I wanted to do it early to make room for the rest of the days activities. Later folks.

Friday, November 13, 2009

A new evil

I'm just being dramatic. It wasn't too bad haha.

"And I take my lit notes nervously. I've gotta stay calm, I just want you to stay."
(If You Wanna I Might, Hellogoodbye)

Thursday, November 12, 2009

She's Italian?

You know who I'm referring too haha.

"I never fit in I don’t belong. But you know it doesn’t matter when we feel strong. ‘Cause I’m a vampire y’all and we toast the blood of our enemies. You’re still scaring me no you’re scaring me no. And we don’t fit in."
(1000 Julys, Third Eye Blind)