Usually downhill after "I've been thinking"

I really am. I don't know I've just been a smartass for so long people would find it strange (as would I) that I wouldn't contradict people or answer question with a smartass remark. I guess I'm beginning to think I might repel people by being a smart ass. Also the verbal sparing with someone trying to counteract my sarcasm is getting tiring.

I honestly think I should give it a try.

"I’m not bitter anyway, but I didn’t want it to turn out this way."
(Long Goodnight, The Get Up Kids)

Every once in awhile I like to remind my mom I'm a smartass

I've actually said that to her ever now and again when she asks me that. For reason's that title state.

"It's three o'clock in the morning. And I'm hungry so let's eat. Climb down three flights to the streetlights. And the bar-fights, we're just taking in the sights. I hope tomorrow that I wake up in my own bed."
(Hello City, Barenaked Ladies)