Wednesday, April 30, 2008

To the left of the box

I haven't said much in the last couple of post. And today is no exception. Later.

"Who do you carry that torch for, my young man? Do you believe in anything? Do you carry it around just to burn things down?"
(The Archer's Bows Have Broken, Brand New)

Tuesday, April 29, 2008



"The power and blood will pulse through your song, just as long as it sounds lost, streaming out of the magnets."
(The Electric Version, The New Pornographers)

Monday, April 28, 2008

Ready to virtually rock out again

I took a break to do comic and watch my monday night shows. But then back to Rock Band.

"Oh, Cinderella. They aren't sluts like you. Beautiful Garbage Beautiful dresses. Can you stand up or will you. Just fall down."
(Celebrity Skin, Hole)

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Time goes by so fast

Yea, I thought it was funny, so.

"They say that what doesn't kill us makes us who we are."
(It Had To Be You, Motion City Soundtrack)

Saturday, April 26, 2008


Yup. Later folks.

"In this sea of lonely. The taste of ink is getting old. It's four o' clock in the fucking morning. Each day gets more and more like the last day. Still I can see it coming. While I'm standing in the river drowning. This could be my chance to break out."
(The Taste Of Ink, The Used)

Friday, April 25, 2008

The anxiety


"High anxiety I. A victim of society. High anxiety, my. It's my high anxiety getting to the best of me."
(High Anxiety, The Suicide Machines)

Thursday, April 24, 2008

I told my computer

Yea, so there goes my excuse to do nothing all day.


"I take that back I won't stop singing when I'm dead. I'll sing from the great beyond, I will echo in your head. And if you think taking your life will set you free. You've got something to learn, it's called humility."
(That’ll Be The Day, Streetlight Manifesto)

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I mean, what other comic has a character named Tim and writes about his life, NONE that's how many!

So that's what makes this comic special.

If you can't read the whole title it's "I mean, what other comic has a character named Tim and writes about his life, NONE that's how many!"

"I know I was wrong. So please just take this offering, its all of me. Black spins circles around my conscience. This stale responsibility is killing me."
(Anyone But You, RX Bandits)

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Vote Cartoony Tim

So I voted today. That's about it, later.

"Here is the church and here is the steeple. We sure are cute for two ugly people. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else. But you."
(Anyone Else But You, The Moldy Peaches)

Monday, April 21, 2008


Yea, I think a lot haha.

"You have so many relationships in this life. But only one or two will last. You go through all the pain and strife. Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast."
(MMMBop, Hanson)

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Don't it feel good HEY!!

I'm sure I'll get just as annoyed with certain songs like I did before. But hey, they're new haha.

"I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that its true. And I don't want to spend all my life , just in waiting for you. Now I don't want u back for the weekend. Not back for a day , no no no. I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay."
(Walking on Sunshine, Katrina And The Waves)

Saturday, April 19, 2008

My little rant about music

Yea, bullhorn. Haha. Actually in retrospect I shoulda drew a bullhorn, shit. Haha.

"I'm sick of feeling like i lost this fight. I'm sick of graying out the wrongs and rights. I'm pulling out of here to clear my sights. Tonight,tonight. Alright, Alright."
(Jane, The Loved Ones)

Friday, April 18, 2008


It's true, thought about the song all day.

"I never thought my life could be. Anything but catastrophe. But suddenly I begin to see. A bit of good luck for me."

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Chickity china the chinese chicken


"The flesh and the blood - they keep my body warm but still my mind is cold. To know what's fair is not always fair, but what proves real will never flee."
(The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, The Anniversary)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

History can be funny

Yea, I was watching Dress to Kill and thinking. He does talk a lot about history, but in a general and probably inaccurate way, but still funny. Haha.

"Take two steps back and hope on in. All you have to lose is everything."
(Spin an Fall, Without Parachute)
Man that was a long ass time ago.

Monday, April 14, 2008

I'm a loner Dottie. A rebel

It's true. Might be because I don't smile or give short answers to her questions she asks me.

"Last night everything was right. The rain was gone. One summer night’s the only time we’ve known. So, shut your eyes. When you wake up I’ll be gone."
(I'm A Loner Dottie, A Rebel, The Get Up Kids)

Sunday, April 13, 2008

What's a Monty Python?

Though I said I don't wanna do just funny comics too often. I'm just returning to the old tradition of doing weird or funny comics when I got nothing else to say.

"Oh, baby, what you've done to me. You make me feel so good inside. And I just want to be close to you. You make me fell so alive."
(A Natural Woman, Aretha Franklin)

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Awkward, awkward, awkward

Indeed haha.

"I'm so full of love It deeply sickens me."
(When You're Around, Motion City Soundtrack)

Friday, April 11, 2008


For some reason I just find this comic interesting as hell haha.

"You've been feeling bad for so long. You wonder if it's right or wrong."
(Why Do You Want Him?, Green Day)

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Moderation, maybe next time

Yea, someday I'll learn.

And a happy birthday to Dan.

"Whatever happened. To Tuesday and so slow. Going down the old mine. With a transistor radio. Standing in the sunlight laughing. Hiding behind a rainbow's wall. Slipping and sliding. All along the water fall, with you. My brown eyed girl. You my brown eyed girl."
(Brown Eyed Girl, Van Morrison)

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

I just want my megaphone back

I think I've just been focusing too much on doing jokes. Which I feel was never what this comic was about. It was about how I feel. I guess awhile ago I tried to deal with stuff that was bothering me by just making a joke out of it. It worked for awhile, but it sorta evolved into just writing funny comics with a sort of depressed edge. I really don't want this comic to be about telling jokes for the sake of it being funny. I just want my megaphone back(as the title states). So let's relive the good old days of depressing, funny and insightful comics about my life shall we?

If your still reading, come check out my band pulling two open mics in one night. First will be The Dive around 9:30, then we high tale it over to Krunch around 11. Let me know if you need directions.

Later folks.

"Now you're now you're gone, you're gone. And it's forever. Nothing is the same. Right to right to wrong, to wrong. We'll come together. Time to make a change."
(Strength, Zebrahead)

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Shout out to my dawgs

Yup folks.

"Go 'way from my window. Leave at your own chosen speed. I'm not the one you want, babe. I'm not the one you need."
(It Ain't Me, Babe, Bob Dylan)

Monday, April 07, 2008



"Go on and sort this out on your own time."
(Something I Call Personality, A New Found Glory)

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Felt like a banner day

Yea kinda bittersweet thought I guess.

"That's me trying. I'm trying."
(That's Me Trying, William Shatner)

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Road Runner: Conclusion

Fun fun.

"Let me feel you carry you higher. Watch your words spread hope like fire. Secret crowds rise up and gather. Hear your voices sing back louder."
(Secret Crowds, Angels And Airwaves)

Friday, April 04, 2008

Road Runner

Meep, meep.

"Jump in and feel my touch. Jump you want to taste my kisses. In the night then. Jump, jump for my love."
(Jump (for My Love), Pointer Sisters)

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Cable Car

Yea, the cable was out for a bit. Now all is well.

"Get back to where you once belonged."
(Get Back, The Beatles)

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

How you feeling?


"I got your picture. I'm coming with you. Dear Maria, count me in."
(Dear Maria, count me, All Time Low)

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Brevity is... wit

Sometimes simple is just funny. And no I never owned a cat.

"You make me nervous throat dry. My brain is empty don't know why. But I saw you doing something. Which is really truly nothing. But you could bust me out all day."
(All Mixed Up, 311)