Laugh Cough

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Proooooooooooobably?

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Transportation Of Funny

New comic,"Transportation Of Funny", is up. Click the comic to see the final.

Trouble On The Hubble

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On Moon 13

New comic,"On Moon 13", is up. Click the comic to see the final.

Artist

New comic,"Artist", is up. Click the comic to see the final.

What would you do?

So leave a comment of what you would do.

"Girl, you look bored. I wish everything about the danger wouldn't make you such a stranger. Hold me so close. I can tell you have the best intentions, one of those simple inventions. Now that I have your attention."
(Congratulations Smack & Katy, Reggie And The Full Effect)

Funny Phrases

ROFL

"And two gay guys got married. And brought the family to its knees. How did they blow us to smithereens. Just a couple of queens. How did they do it. I'll tell you now. They brought marriage to an end. And I've found myself some culprits. It's two young gay republicans. Young gay republicans."
(Non Dairy Creamer, Third Eye Blind)

Can't think of funny

That's all I got.

"She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle. But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle. Capital punishment, she's last year's model. They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie. I don't want to go to Chelsea."
((I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea, Elvis Costello)

Funny hot chicks that make pop culture references

Honestly haha. I can give you 3 examples of the top of my head. 30 rock(Tina Fey), The Office(Jenna Fischer), Scrubs(Sarah Chalke). And that's just NBC on Thursday. Then again if it's a cartoon it has to be funny and have pop culture references.

It's been a white out heavy week.

Also Twenty One Up returns to open mic night at Krunch. Should be there around 10.

"Because maybe. You're gonna be the one that saves me. And after all. You're my wonderwall."
(Wonderwall, Oasis)

Fart

Yup. Later folks.

"In this sea of lonely. The taste of ink is getting old. It's four o' clock in the fucking morning. Each day gets more and more like the last day. Still I can see it coming. While I'm standing in the river drowning. This could be my chance to break out."
(The Taste Of Ink, The Used)

I just want my megaphone back

I think I've just been focusing too much on doing jokes. Which I feel was never what this comic was about. It was about how I feel. I guess awhile ago I tried to deal with stuff that was bothering me by just making a joke out of it. It worked for awhile, but it sorta evolved into just writing funny comics with a sort of depressed edge. I really don't want this comic to be about telling jokes for the sake of it being funny. I just want my megaphone back(as the title states). So let's relive the good old days of depressing, funny and insightful comics about my life shall we?

If your still reading, come check out my band pulling two open mics in one night. First will be The Dive around 9:30, then we high tale it over to Krunch around 11. Let me know if you need directions.

Later folks.

"Now you're now you're gone, you're gone. And it's forever. Nothing is the same. Right to right to wrong, to wrong. We'll come together. Time to make a change."
(Strength, Zebrahead)

Strike Anywhere

I'm only topical a couple months afterwards haha.

"Whatever poison is in this bottle will leave me broken sore and stiff. But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at. He owes me one last wish. So here's a present to let you know I still exist. I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips."
(Jude Law And A Semester Abroad, Brand New)

Important Stars on the Ceiling Dates

Let's hope soon. =0)

By the way. I'm in a band(Twenty One Up), and that band(Twenty One Up) has a myspace. Check it out friends.

"Lost 12 hours of my day, but it's okay, just black it out. Evil things in my pants. Forever fearing contact. Woah, yeah! Woah! Now I know why I wanna be left alone. Lost 12 hours of my day. But it's okay. Just black it out."
(Little Girls, Say Anything)

In Comedic Measurments

Yup as friday rushes closer I'm getting ready. Lot's to do, lot's to do. Putting my demo reel together, animation, rendering, printing out shirts, resumes and business cards. BUSY!

But don't worry about comic posting while I'm in San Diego. I have a few friends who are bringing laptops and we have free internet in the room. So I figure they'll let me borrow it for a couple minutes to update.

Well I got stuff to do, if I hurry I can avoid it.

"My best-laid plans. We'll build and break your heart. With guilty hands. Tear my whole world apart. My mind keeps racing. She's softly dreaming. I'm scraped and sober. But there's no one listening."
(Chapter XIII, +44)

Like How Many Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop

Sunday sunday sunday.

"My baby's on the level. And I try to read her mind. She's on the straight and narrow. I'm guessin' all the time."
(Level, The Raconteurs)

Shouldn't the Big Book of Irony be smaller?

Yup, hopefully you enjoyed the comic. Night.

"This one, he got a princely racket. That's what I said, now. Got some big seal upon his jacket. Ain't in his head, now. You marry him, your father will condone you. How bout that, now. You marry me, your father will disown you. He'll eat his hat, now."
(Two Princes, Spin Doctors)

We still have the option to resort to violence

Right this second, it isn't raining. But it has rained for the past two days.

I saw Knocked up with Polina yesterday. It was an awesome movie. The gang in the movie reminded me off my Rutger's friends. Just sitting around (sans pot). Funny, funny. Go see it if you liked 40 year old virgin and those movies.

Later folks.

"The shadows I cast. Follow me down. Deeper I'm falling. Into the arms of sorrow. Blindly decending. Into the arms of sorrow. There must be serenity."
(The Arms Of Sorrow, Killswitch Engage)

No, I'm Not High

Yea, I'm tired and when I'm tired I say things without any real thought or care for making sense to other people. Haha.

"I'm not antisocial, and it's nothing that's reproachful. It's just natural! It's only me! I can't think of anybody else I'd rather spend some one on one time with. It's not that hard to see, It's only me."
(It's Only Me, Barenaked Ladies)