Showcasing Wit

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Minor Endgame Spoiler

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A Happy Bidet To Theresa

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November Babies

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Thirteen Year Party

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Takes a bow

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How much for a paper?

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They came from above

It's their fault cause they gave me the points card to buy the Mothership Zeta expansion pack.

"I thought that they were angels, but much to my surprise. We climbed aboard their starship, we headed for the skies"
(Come Sail Away, Styx)

Mazal Tov

What I actually wrote was, "may the force be with you".

Yup, today the only thing that changed was Theresa's insurance. Congrads to them.

"Spring is here. The sky is blue. Whoa! the birds all sing as if they knew. Today's the day, we'll say, "I do". And we'll never be lonely anymore. Because we're. Going to the chapel. And we're gonna get married."
(Chapel of Love, Dixie Cups)

She called me lame haha

Yup yup.

"We ran to the mountains. We shouted on high. We pled to the gods and an answer replied. What was once is now lost yet could never die."
(Look Away, Nick DeMayo)

Guys kidnapping guys is gay

Yea the true events of yesterday far surpassed the joke I had for today. So I say here, HAPPY EASTER!!!!!

"I wish the real world, would just stop hassling me."
(Real World, Matchbox Twenty)