Couragous

Yea, funny stuff.

"You know she was a dancer. She moved better on wine."
(Mississippi Queen, Mountain)

Everybody outta the Hole

Later folks.

"I'd be a liar if I wouldn't admit. All of your hell gave me a higher lift."
(Six Feet Under, Neve)

Nashville isn't ready for Cartoony Tim

Yeehaw.

"Jack dropped 21, Jill 22. The look in his eye said brother what are you going to do. With a 9mm and a three piece suit? They look to one another and say. Hey motherfucker, who's the fool?"
(9mm And A Three Piece Suit, Catch 22)

Surprisingly it Cost a lot to light a White Room

Yup. I also would like to mention to you, my loyal readers, that my friends Without Parachute, Tremor and Man Like Machine are all playing a show together at the Balcony above the Troc. Barring work I'll be there and so should you. Cover is ten dollars and doors open at 6:15. I'll remind you again later this week.

Later folks.

"I cant light no more of your darkness. All my pictures seem to fade to black and white. I'm growing tired and time stands still before me. Frozen here on the ladder of my life."
(Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me, Elton John)

I Like Signs

Yup later kids.

"We could hold our breath forever. Or maybe for a while. The best will surely come. Until then we'll feel nothing. Until then we'll feel nothing at all."
(All That Is Beautiful, Sleeping at Last)

EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!

I do write down jokes for later. I just this was funnier the one joke I wrote down haha.

"200 miles yeah it sure is far. Can I go back when we. We're honeymooning and the time was right."
(Exit, Emergency, Houston Calls)

After Thought

I was thinking about it while I was writing the news post and I just couldn't turn it down for a comic, haha.

"Just think of this and me as just a few of the many things. To lie around, to clutter up your shelves. And I wish you weren't worth the wait. Cause there are some things that I'd like to say to you. And I don't think that you know what you've been missing."
(Your Own Disaster, Taking Back Sunday)

Mark My Words, there WILL BE a touring Rock Band, Band

For those of you don't know, this is Rock Band. It's like if guitar hero and singster had a baby and needs drums. If that makes no sense think guitar hero with more instruments. Haha. I think I should tell you it cost 169.99 plus tax. I figure you can get a fairly decent guitar for that. And the game itself is 60 bucks, so.

I close with a repeat of the title: There WILL be a Rock band Band that will tour.

Later.

"Hipsters unite. Come align for the big fight to rock for you. But beware. All those angels with their wings glued on. 'cause deep down. They are frightened and they're scared. If you don't stare."
(Cherub Rock, Smashing Pumpkins)

The Freakin Pope

I think so at least.

"I stepped outside myself and felt so cold. Take a look at my new toy. It'll blow your head in two, oh boy."
(Truth Hits Everybody, The Police)

Wow, that's Cynical

Haha, ain't I?

"A thought burst in my head. And I need to tell you. It's news that I for thought. Or was it just a dream. That happened long ago? I think I just forgot"
(Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?, Green Day)

Drink Responsibly or Funly?

Yea, I plan to take it easier then previous years. Fortunately I have work, so I can't stay in bed till three.

Be safe and have fun guys.

"So this is the new year. And I have no resolutions. For self assigned penance. For problems with easy solutions."
(The New Year, Death Cab For Cutie)

Don't Fear the Devil

Laters.

"I refuse to give in to my blues. That's not how it's going to be. And I deny the tears in my eyes. I don't want to let you see, no. That you have made a hole in my heart. And now I've got to fool myself."
(King Of Wishful Thinking, Go West) They play this in my store haha.

Just Wanted to Put that Image In Your Head

The title explains it all.

"God bless here's a man of conviction. With evidence enough to convict him so he stands by the side of the victim. Has strength enough to forgive him."
(Man Of Conviction, The Get Up Kids)

Waiting for Goose

Yea, haha. Night folks.

"In between the lines, there's a lot of obscurity. I'm not inclined to resign to maturity. If it's all right, then you're all wrong. But why bounce around to the same damn song?"
(I know you know, The Friendly Indians)

I Believe in Me

Yup haha.

"From this second story window. I can hear the children down on main street. They're singing their songs tonight. In the shadows I will listen to their every movement."
(Unopened Letter to the World, The Ataris)

Merry Returns

Yup, take ere easy folks.

"Someday love will find you. Break those chains that bind you. One night will remind you. How we touched. And went our separate ways. If he ever hurts you. True love won't desert you. You know I still love you. Though we touched. And went our separate ways."
(Separate Ways (Worlds Apart), Journey)

Scrooge

Merry Christmas all. Love, peace and Happyness.

"I want a Naked Christmas with you."
(Naked Christmas, Cousin Oliver)

Victim of Society

I shit you not it's real.

I was surprised how not busy it was at work for a long while. But it started to get crazy when I left, but I was gone haha.

Night folks, enjoy Christmas eve.

"Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve. Cause the cops came and arrested me. They had an unfair advantage."
(Won't Be Home For Christmas, Blink-182)

Death Becomes Me

Yea, sick again.

"Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
(Oi To The World, The Vandals)

But, but, this is Real

Did some more Christmas shopping. I also bought me some stuff. My store was having a buy three get one free. So I got me guitar hero III, Bioshock, and Kayne and Lynch. WOOO!

Happy UNREAL DAY!!!"We're burning down the highway skyline. On the back of a hurricane. That started turning. When you were young."
(When You Were Young, The Killers)

Have I beat this too Death Yet?

Picture it, if you will. A group of people standing outside a toy store, in the cold, since about six or earlier in the morning. Waiting for something, then going into the store, and finding out it's not there. That should give you an idea how I started my work day. And believe you me, it didn't get much better.

Also another bit of good news, THEY PROMISE IT'LL GET MUCH WORSE!!!!

"Now my guns are blazin'. Bloodclot I can see 360. Now my guns are blazin'. Pick it back up and start it all over again."
(Bloodclot, Rancid)

Stronger then he Looks

Work is hard.

"Calling all in transit, calling all in transit. Radio free Europe, radio."
(Radio Free Europe, R.E.M.)

I'd Work in Her Office if You Know What I Mean

Mmmmmmmmmm Jenna Fischer.

"I can hear the hound dogs on my trail. All hell breaks loose, alarm and sirens wail. Like the game if you lose. Go to jail."
(Jailbreak, Thin Lizzy)

Ruiner

Yea most people don't realize I don't work at the other one. But now they do. SCORE!!!

"I got a spiderman t-shirt. I got Converse that are rotting off my feet. I got a bad mustache. a reoccurring rash. and not a lot of cash. I spend it on my stash. Man it's good to be a geek."
(Hail To The Geek, Deaf Pedestrians)

Of Course You Wouldn't

Yup, opening all week. Lucky me.

"Wise Men say. Only fools rush in, but I cant help. Falling in love with you."
(Fools Rush In, Elvis Presley)

Sadly Too Many Letters

Took a little bit but I managed to spell monkeys right.

But it's true, I'm now on Xbox live. My name is Across The star. So come find me so we can kill each other in Halo 3 or lower.

"Crack my head open on your kitchen floor. To prove to you that I have brains. Meanwhile tin men are led by little girls. Down golden roads that lead to nowhere."
(Nose Over Tail, Alkaline Trio)

Ah Memories

I think it was my Mom.

"White Americans, what? Nothing better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out you're an immigrant too."
(Icky Thump, The White Stripes)

Where do Babys Come From?

Later folks.

"Pull up a chair. Grab a drink. I need something not to make me think."
(Dear You(Far Away), Zebrahead"

Serf and Turf

Yup, night.

"You can lie all you want. Doesn't matter much to me. I'm not like you. Anymore."
(Someone, Name Taken)

Oh Tim, Where Art Thou

Later.

"When I say "I give up" it just means I'm going to try again"
(Scott's a Dork, Reel Big Fish)

Who Keeps a Drawer at Crotch Level?

So far only had one crotch shot.

"It's safe to fall if you just trust the ground that you stand on. I swear I will never let you down. You should know. Sometimes it's hard for me to show. My fears. But I'm never insincere. Don't turn away. From what you trusted yesterday. I'm still that person. That you can always depend on."
(You Should Know, Midtown)

Nickles, Dimes, and Quarters

Indeed I did.

"She smashed the radio with the board of education."
(Maria, Green Day)

Nothing Worse then Waking up to Two Men

Yea haha. Hopefully people realize who I was gonna draw.

"Get up, Get up. Turn the ignition. Get up, Get up. Fire up the system. Play my little part in something big."
(Big Casino, Jimmy Eat World)

As the Cannons go Silent

Really surprised how fast I beat it. So after I beat Assasians Creed I'm gonna beat Halo 2 then (Barring Kayne and Lynch) beat Halo. Busy Busy busy.

"I belong in the service of the Queen. I belong anywhere but in between. She's been crying and I've been thinking. And I am the Rain King."
(Rain King, Counting Crows)

Always Protect your Jewels

Ha

"It could've been different if I sang the song so long ago, and now I'm feeling like I'm stuck in slow motion again. But all I've got is time. Running around in circles, just to find that peace of mind. And you know I'm gonna get what's mine."
(Guilty Pleasures, Catch 22)

I Deflect Like a Goalie

The reason I bitch about work so much, is because I have no time to just sit and think of other stuff to bitch about ha.

"I know a guy who lives just for the weekends. He says he's tired a lot. He says there should be five days of weekend instead of five days of work."
(The Monkey Versus The Robot, Piebald)

The Eternal Struggle

It's funny, some of the money I get I use to buy video games.

"But now everything's trying to drag me down. But I'll rip the sky from the ground."
(Jesus Or A Gun, Fuel)

I'll see you at 4

Oh well, I was just gonna sit at home and play my 360.

Later.

"They're gonna come when you're not ready. When you're not to well-prepared. They're gonna prey upon your weakness no man's soul is ever spared. You've got to stand up, yeah, and fight them. Show them what it's all about this man is not for sale there will be no backing down."
(The Gauntlet, Dropkick Murphys)

New Toys are Always Awesome

Yup, I'm all a giddy for my new toy. I also got Halo 3 and Assassins' Creed. So I can fill the time at home this weekend.

Close with a thanks to Game Dave for answering my questions.

"I met you. Before the fall of Rome. And I begged you. To let me take you home. You were wrong. I was right. You said goodbye. I said good night."
(It's All Been Done, Barenaked Ladies)

With Respect to Tim Buckley

To paraphrase another webcomic person (forget who) to become a more popular comic, you pick a fight with a more popular comic. Every time I do take the proverbial swing at any popular comics they go by unnoticed. Unless they are from fans of mine who also read the more popular comic, which in turn they just laugh at my reference. Such it is in my little corner of webcomicdom.

I got all weekend off WOOOO!!! Hello DVDs and god willing some Xbox 360.

Later my loves.

"It feels so good but you don't dare believe it. Don't you believe it. Don't you believe it."
(Haircuts And T-Shirts, Lifetime)

Spread Eagle

Yup.

"I stand firm in my solidarity. The path I walk (the path I walk). I walk in with my own resolve."
(When Darkness Falls, Killswitch Engage)

Gina Would Understand

Yea.

"One boy lives in a tower. With bow and arrow and the artificial heart. With his girl. Maid of dishonor. He loaded the cannon with a jealous appetite."
(The Difference, Wallflowers)

Coal Mine

Day two of my 4 day closing streak. Bye bye.

"Well i been workin' in a coal mine. Goin' down down. Workin' in a coal mine. Whew about to slip down."
(Working In A Coal Mine, Devo)

5 out of 5 Friends Would Agree

I hear this a lot. I never understand why. =0p

"Life sucks. I don't wonder why. That's tough. I just keep on tryin' so I won't be the one not havin' any fun."
(Cheer Up, Reel Big Fish)

Makes the News Easier to Insert

Yup, haha.

"Falling in love with my wallowing despair that shines in black. It consumes me, I'll take it back. I'll build it back to what it was."
(Always And Never, Silverstein)

Who Buys a Leather Jackets at a Supermarket?

I'm back baby! Thanks to my lovely assistants and their awesome comics.

Talk to you later and wish me luck as I sell Wiis to rapid wanters tomorrow.

"Good times come and good times go, I only wish the good times would last a little longer. I think about the good times we had and why they had to end."
(Story Of My Life, Social Distortion)

Guest Comic by Dave

Schoooooooooooooooooooooo, guest comic by animator Dave come out.

Black friday was very tiring haha. Later folks and Happy Birthday to Larissa.

Guest Comic by Fitz

Here's my friend and former band mate Fitz.

Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

Guest Comic by Jon

Today in our summer comic series. I give you my personal friend Jonathan Small or Smally Smalls as he is also known.

Later.

Guest Comic by Mark

We now have a guest comic by my good webcomic buddy Mark Savary who does Autumn lake.

Later.