Tuesday, April 06, 2010

I could go for some servicing too



Yup, was visiting a friend up there and on the way home she started bucking. So Grandma and Pa came up and we drove her home without need of assistance. So I hope that means the problem is minor.

Also in case you were wondering if I'm going to continue the storyline with Stickfigure Tim, I think I hit a good place to end the arc. Hope you all enjoyed it and lookout for SF Tim.

"I sold my soul to make a record. Dip shit. And you bought one."
(Hooker with a Penis, Tool)

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Well a Greek said it



Taking a break from the storyline to wish everybody a happy Easter.

"What a waste of a day, such a waste of time. I'd never admit to say. That the fault is mine. I'm never too far away, I'm never too close behind. These songs are my way to keep you in my mind."
(Passing Time, A New Found Glory)

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Cartoony Tim takes another for the team



Yup yup.

"You're the laziness of afternoon, You're the reason why I burst and why I bloom. How will I break the news to you?"
(Hold Me Down, Motion City Soundtrack)

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Purpose



Continues some more. Let me know what you guys think of the storyline or the new edition.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Cartoon version



The plot continues.

"Throw your crystal ball up against the wall. Cause that shit's broke."
(Nostradumbass, Ninja Gun)

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Skitsofrenia here I come



I don't know what this says about me by adding another fictional version of myself, but I just liked the look and the potential for hilarity, so I had too. For now Stickfigure Tim is here till the end of the story arc. As it get's towards the end of the arc I'll decide whether to keep him or not.

"My Daddy was a bankrobber. But he never hurt nobody. He just loved to live that way. And he loved to steal your money."
(Bankrobber, The Clash)

Monday, March 29, 2010

Stickfigure Tim



Yup Unshelved introduced me to xkcd, it's awesome and deals with math, charts, and nerd culture. One comic that stands out in my mind is this one.

By the way, let me know what you think of stickfigure Tim.

"Tonight Tonight, he's gonna get it right. Even losers can get lucky sometimes. All the freaks go on a winning streak. In a perfect world, all the geeks get the girls."
(The Geeks Get the Girls, American Hi-Fi)

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Stationary bicycle



That's about it.

"You used to hold aspiration. You couldn't see the limitations. Even in your youth you were unsurpassed. But driven by grief and it couldn't last."
(Gun In Your Hand, Lagwagon)

Friday, March 26, 2010

We all feel this way now and again



Yea

"Up all night long. And there's something very wrong. And I know it must be late. Been gone since yesterday. I'm not like you guys."
(Aliens Exist, Blink-182)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Duel Wield



Yea

"Cause You Wanted More. More Than I could Give. More than I could handle. In a life that I can't live."
(You Wanted More, Tonic)

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Passed



Yea

"And if he thinks nobody's looking he'll kiss her while she's cooking and she'll smile, and say life you know, twists and turns."
(Front Yard Screamers (Kitchen Kissers), Ninja Gun)

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Friend requests



Yup yup.

"I don't wanna talk. I don't wanna rock. I don't wanna wait by the phone, and, I don't wanna tell you I love you. don't wanna tell you I love you, anymore."
(I Don't Wanna Rock, Bowling for Soup)

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Boo-yah



Indeed

"If we'd only stayed together. I might not have fallen apart. But the words you served destroyed my planet. I'll stall before I start. I'll stall before I start anything at all."
(Her Words Destroyed My Planet, Motion City Soundtrack)

Friday, March 19, 2010

Return to New York



I never posted it but I didn't get the internship at Pure, so my contact forwarded me to a guy at the company listed above. I'm excited and hoping this works out, so it's back to New York.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

I said it so many other ways haha



According to thesaurus.com.

"Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)."
(Monkey Wrench, Foo Fighters)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Oooooooooooo



Yup, Pistolia is going into the studio to record a doo-wop record haha.

"Well he was fueled by a lack. Drew inspiration from a need. So many problems to crack. And mouths to feed."
(Rascal King, Mighty Mighty Bosstones)

Monday, March 15, 2010

More headbanging related pain



Two days later and I'm still feeling it.

"But she's the one. Bright as the sun"
(Hello Dearest Love, Appleseed Cast)

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Delaware or bust



Yup Pistolia live from Delaware tonight at Mojo 13

"Wait, after all, he did get us across the world and back, Hell yea."
(King Of The Road, Piebald)

Friday, March 12, 2010

Gone before it's even cashed



After Sallie Mae's cut I have about 18 dollars left, woho.

"I don't know what, they want from me. It's like the more money we come across. The more problems we see."
( Mo Money Mo Problems, Notorious B.I.G.)

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Broke out the lawnchair



Yup I sat outside for a bit. I would say I got some sun but I was sitting in the shade haha.

"And I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair. So if you want to talk the night through. Guess who will be there?"
(Roll To Me, Del Amitri)

Sunday, March 07, 2010

A pauper with an iphone



Yea.

"No, I still don't know. I still don't know. Cuz I, I still don't know."
(Random I Am, Millencolin)

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Science is a verb now



I just noticed it.

"But when I'm seeking knowledge. Either simple or abstract. The facts are with science."
(Science Is Real, They Might Be Giants)

Friday, March 05, 2010

Clever fart jokes (without monocles)



Unshelved was doing another installment of their book club when today they offered up volume one of Erika Moen's autobiographical comics. She has long since retired her comic, but it's still up and it was awesome. It combines funny everyday moments, personal reflection and sex. The most interesting thing I find is that she is(or was) a lesbian, but she is married to a man. Which reminds me of one the many infamous quotes of Kevin Smith, "All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'." That aside it is a very well drawn and written comic. It only took me a day to read six years of comics (She seem to update only once a week) so check it out.

Haha, I did a review.

"So take a sigh as long as the war's been going on in your heart tonight."
(Little Dawn, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists)

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Modern fortune cookies



Oh yea.

"Boy, you're gonna carry that weight. Carry that weight a long time."
(Carry That Weight, The Beatles)

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Technically an Irishwoman



Met her on the bus back to philly.

"'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess. Singin' drunken lullabies"
(Drunken Lullabies, Flogging Molly)

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

31st Street



Yup.

"'Cause everyone's your friend in New York City. And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty. The streets are paved with diamonds and there's just so much to see. But the best thing about New York City is you and me."
(New York City, They Might Be Giants)

Monday, March 01, 2010

Team Mike Vs Team Joel



So here's the game. If you know what I'm talking about, chose a side (personally I'm on Team Mike). If you don't want to chose just say both, because I'm more interested if you, my dear readers, know what I'm talking about.

The game is afoot.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Late nights, early mornings



It was a fun fun night. Thanks to the people who came to the show and hung out afterward.

"SoCal is where my mind states, but it's not my state of mind. I'm not as ugly, sad as you. Or am I origami? Folded up and just pretend, demented as the motives in your head."
(Inside Out, Eve 6)

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Slow internet



So this is going to be a interesting day.

"I'm sinking like a stone in the sea. I'm burning like a bridge for your body."
(Tautou, Brand New)

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I pace



There we go.

"Gotta try, gotta try for tomorrow. You can't see through today."
(Drinking For 11, The Mad Caddies)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Raising the white flag



Yea, killer.

"Alcohol, my permanent accessory. Alcohol, a party-time necessity. Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. O Alcohol, I still drink to your health."
(Alcohol, Barenaked Ladies)

Monday, February 22, 2010

Full of possibilities



Just a thought

"You complain about an overflowing cup. Don't forget that I'm the one who filled that fucker up"
(Terminal Annex, Harvey Danger)

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Tim did a bad bad thing



I messed up at work.

"Baby did a bad bad thing, feel like crying, feel like crying."
(Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing, Chris Isaak)

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Another xbox gone



Yup, my 360 showed the red rings of death. Though I've had it so long without any problems was pretty good. But I hope I can fix it because the warranty ran out.

"How do you think I'm going to get along. Without you when you're gone. You took me for everything that I had. And kicked me out on my own."
(Another One Bites The Dust, Queen)

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Haircut time



Yea, for once I didn't go with my crew cut and just took off half the length and kept the beard. Trying a new look.

"Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town. Been a whole lot happier without her face around."
(Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, Spin Doctors)

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Fin streak



Righty o

"Whoah, this happens from year to year. From time to time. I say I'm sorry for being shy, but I can't say I really mind. I can't say I really mind."
(Traffic Is A Global Word, None More Black)

Sunday, February 14, 2010

The secret Canadian plan



Yup yup.

"I said come on down to Chicano city park wash your blues away. The beautiful ladies walk on by you know I never know what to say."
(Shame On You, Indigo Girls)

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Pistolia version 2



Nick's been bugging me to do another Pistolia comic, so here it is. Wooo first show out of state.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Fear mongering



First time ever I called out of work, ever. But the news convinced me that I would be stuck at work or spend forever looking for a spot.

"I'm sorry 'bout the attitude. I need to give when I'm with you. But no one else would take this shit from me. And I'm so terrified of no one else but me. I'm here all the time. I won't go away."
(Long Day, Matchbox Twenty)

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Nights



Yup yup.

"As we drive past the last exit to home I am waving goodbye and I might be sleeping in the ditch tonight but it's alright cuz whiskey is my kind of lullaby!"
(Whiskey Is My Kind Of Lullaby, Johnny Hobo And The Freight Trains)

Monday, February 08, 2010

Fountain strike back



I don't even know why they needed to know and surprised that most of the people didn't know where the line came from.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

They did write a lot of breakup songs



I give props for Take This to Your Grave and their name being a Simpson reference.

"Someday I'll appreciate in value, get off my ass and call you. But in the meantime I'll sport my brand new fashion of waking up with pants off at four in the afternoon."
(Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy, Fall Out Boy)

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Used with permission



Thanks Bryan.

"I won't suffer, be broken, get tired, or wasted. Surrender to nothing, or give up what I. Started and stopped it, from end to beginning. A new day is coming, and I am finally free."
(Attack, 30 Seconds to Mars)

Friday, February 05, 2010

Radon, a radioactive blast from the past



Yea I remember a lot of commercials warning us about radon. I hope I am not the only one.

"If you want, then when we die. We'll ascend to some place way up high. The gate will show you through. If they ask me, I'm with you."
(Cemetery, Say Anything)

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Hello Dali



At first glance it looked like a Dali painting but it was by a guy named Eugene Berman. I think I assumed it was Dali cause I remember there being a Dali painting in that spot.

I was at the art museum because I had a job interview, I think I did good, I at least got to walk around the museum for free.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Sometimes they have a package for you



It's true.

"I dont want anymore little girls coming around no more. I just want a real woman. Not a whore."
(L.G.'s, Mad Caddies)