Monday, December 10, 2007

Who Keeps a Drawer at Crotch Level?



So far only had one crotch shot.

"It's safe to fall if you just trust the ground that you stand on. I swear I will never let you down. You should know. Sometimes it's hard for me to show. My fears. But I'm never insincere. Don't turn away. From what you trusted yesterday. I'm still that person. That you can always depend on."
(You Should Know, Midtown)

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Nickles, Dimes, and Quarters



Indeed I did.

"She smashed the radio with the board of education."
(Maria, Green Day)

Friday, December 07, 2007

Nothing Worse then Waking up to Two Men



Yea haha. Hopefully people realize who I was gonna draw.

"Get up, Get up. Turn the ignition. Get up, Get up. Fire up the system. Play my little part in something big."
(Big Casino, Jimmy Eat World)

Thursday, December 06, 2007

As the Cannons go Silent



Really surprised how fast I beat it. So after I beat Assasians Creed I'm gonna beat Halo 2 then (Barring Kayne and Lynch) beat Halo. Busy Busy busy.

"I belong in the service of the Queen. I belong anywhere but in between. She's been crying and I've been thinking. And I am the Rain King."
(Rain King, Counting Crows)

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Always Protect your Jewels



Ha

"It could've been different if I sang the song so long ago, and now I'm feeling like I'm stuck in slow motion again. But all I've got is time. Running around in circles, just to find that peace of mind. And you know I'm gonna get what's mine."
(Guilty Pleasures, Catch 22)

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

I Deflect Like a Goalie



The reason I bitch about work so much, is because I have no time to just sit and think of other stuff to bitch about ha.

"I know a guy who lives just for the weekends. He says he's tired a lot. He says there should be five days of weekend instead of five days of work."
(The Monkey Versus The Robot, Piebald)

Monday, December 03, 2007

The Eternal Struggle



It's funny, some of the money I get I use to buy video games.

"But now everything's trying to drag me down. But I'll rip the sky from the ground."
(Jesus Or A Gun, Fuel)

Sunday, December 02, 2007

I'll see you at 4



Oh well, I was just gonna sit at home and play my 360.

Later.

"They're gonna come when you're not ready. When you're not to well-prepared. They're gonna prey upon your weakness no man's soul is ever spared. You've got to stand up, yeah, and fight them. Show them what it's all about this man is not for sale there will be no backing down."
(The Gauntlet, Dropkick Murphys)

Saturday, December 01, 2007

New Toys are Always Awesome



Yup, I'm all a giddy for my new toy. I also got Halo 3 and Assassins' Creed. So I can fill the time at home this weekend.

Close with a thanks to Game Dave for answering my questions.

"I met you. Before the fall of Rome. And I begged you. To let me take you home. You were wrong. I was right. You said goodbye. I said good night."
(It's All Been Done, Barenaked Ladies)

Friday, November 30, 2007

With Respect to Tim Buckley



To paraphrase another webcomic person (forget who) to become a more popular comic, you pick a fight with a more popular comic. Every time I do take the proverbial swing at any popular comics they go by unnoticed. Unless they are from fans of mine who also read the more popular comic, which in turn they just laugh at my reference. Such it is in my little corner of webcomicdom.

I got all weekend off WOOOO!!! Hello DVDs and god willing some Xbox 360.

Later my loves.

"It feels so good but you don't dare believe it. Don't you believe it. Don't you believe it."
(Haircuts And T-Shirts, Lifetime)

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Spread Eagle



Yup.

"I stand firm in my solidarity. The path I walk (the path I walk). I walk in with my own resolve."
(When Darkness Falls, Killswitch Engage)

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Gina Would Understand



Yea.

"One boy lives in a tower. With bow and arrow and the artificial heart. With his girl. Maid of dishonor. He loaded the cannon with a jealous appetite."
(The Difference, Wallflowers)

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Coal Mine



Day two of my 4 day closing streak. Bye bye.

"Well i been workin' in a coal mine. Goin' down down. Workin' in a coal mine. Whew about to slip down."
(Working In A Coal Mine, Devo)

Monday, November 26, 2007

5 out of 5 Friends Would Agree



I hear this a lot. I never understand why. =0p

"Life sucks. I don't wonder why. That's tough. I just keep on tryin' so I won't be the one not havin' any fun."
(Cheer Up, Reel Big Fish)

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Makes the News Easier to Insert



Yup, haha.

"Falling in love with my wallowing despair that shines in black. It consumes me, I'll take it back. I'll build it back to what it was."
(Always And Never, Silverstein)

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Who Buys a Leather Jackets at a Supermarket?



I'm back baby! Thanks to my lovely assistants and their awesome comics.

Talk to you later and wish me luck as I sell Wiis to rapid wanters tomorrow.

"Good times come and good times go, I only wish the good times would last a little longer. I think about the good times we had and why they had to end."
(Story Of My Life, Social Distortion)

Friday, November 23, 2007

Guest Comic by Dave



Schoooooooooooooooooooooo, guest comic by animator Dave come out.

Black friday was very tiring haha. Later folks and Happy Birthday to Larissa.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Guest Comic by Fitz



Here's my friend and former band mate Fitz.

Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Guest Comic by Jon



Today in our summer comic series. I give you my personal friend Jonathan Small or Smally Smalls as he is also known.

Later.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Guest Comic by Kyle and Noah



Well As you know, when I have pinnacle events, vacation, or just want a break. I do a guest period(most of the time I never do a week, either more or less haha). Today we feature Kyle and Noah or Paul Briske and Alastair Collins, I never got around to asking haha. But I've been calling em Kyle and Noah. They draw and write Vacant and Engaged a funny webcomic.

So later folks.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

This Calls for a Celebration



Yup I have drawn a thousand comics. I'm just as shocked as everyone else. Later all.

"Dear Mariah, the world's not big enough for the both of us when we live in the same town, that's wrong. Fight on fire I burn my hands ‘till I got nothing left to count my numbers on."
(God Send Conspirator, Coheed And Cambria)

Friday, November 16, 2007

Prelude to Black Friday



So I got a very small taste of what it'll be like during Black Friday. Don't know when I'll be working yet. But I will be there on Black Friday haha.

Later folks.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Watch Me Blow



I especially like panel three today haha.

Yup, today is the anniversary of the day I escaped the womb. Kudos to me.

"She says it all without a thought in her head. She says it all as she's pressed up against me. A little something just to take off the edge. A little more and i'll fall off the planet entirely."
(When Your Heart Stops Beating, Plus 44)

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Bowtie, the State Pasta



Later.

"Sometimes I think I am out of my league. And then sometimes I think I can dream. Sometimes I wish I could be the one fish. That you choose out of all in the sea."
(If You Wanna I Might, Hellogoodbye)

Monday, November 12, 2007

Spend a little time with me



Later.

"So hear this please. And watch as your heart speeds up endlessly. And look for the stars as the sun goes down. Each breath that you take has a thunderous sound. Everything, everything's magic."
(Everything's Magic, Angels And Airwaves)

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Thanks Lis, for threatening to beat me up so funily



First, a thanks to Lis for texting it too me so I wouldn't forget.

Second, I was out with Lis and some of her friends celebrating her birthday. I forget what provoked her to say that, but it was funny. I believe flunch is a combination of punch and flicking haha.

Night all.

"But there you go for the last time. I finally know now what I should have known then. And I could still be ruthless if you'll let me."
(Ruthless, Something Corporate)

Saturday, November 10, 2007

I Went Down, Down, Down



Yea, I watched the Social Distortion concert DVD and they played their cover of ring of fire. So that's where I came up with here haha.

"The Taste Of Love Is Sweet. When Hearts Like Ours Meet. I Fell For You Like A Child. Oh, But The Fire Went Wild."
(Ring Of Fire, Johnny Cash)

Friday, November 09, 2007

First Pay Day



Yea. Got a small check from work. It kinda happens when you don't work a lot of hours. But what you gonna do.

Later.

"I heard it all before. So don't knock down my door. I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser. To try and slag me down because I know you're right."
(When I come around, Green Day)

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Herion Hero



Not gonna lie, I managed to finish a song and a half before somebody caught me. In my defense my section was empty.

It's weird because I saw the South Park episode on guitar hero yesterday haha.

"Take away, take away. Take away this ball and chain. I'm lonely and I'm tired. And I can't take any more pain."
(Ball And Chain, Social Distortion)

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

As White as the paper I draw on



Yea, I just don't tan, nor do I really want too haha.

I forgot to mention my friend Lis had her birthday yesterday. Happy B-Day.

"Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes."
(Daniel, Elton John)

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Alone with my thoughts



Later all.

"It's so much better when everyone is in."
(Are You In?, Incubus)

Monday, November 05, 2007

Walkie-Talkie Man



The past two days have been hard to write. After I come home from work I just don't feel like drawing. But I go for it anyway.

Later folks.

"You said we were an accident. With accidents you’ll never know what could have been. So we were an accident. You’ll always be my favorite one."
(My Favorite Accident, Motion City Soundtrack)

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Out of Shear Spite



Yea, haha. They say people never really quit, they just don't come in anymore. I would at least have the decency to tell them I quit. Also, if anything I plan till they let me go for the season. But I think I'm off to a good start to be kept afterwards.

"I won't give up on you. You know that's what I'm sayin'. Tell me you know it's true. Thank you for always stayin'."
(Thanx for Stayin', Reggie And The Full Effect)

Friday, November 02, 2007

On my feet all day



Yup. Nice to be doing something to earn money.

"For the life of me I cannot remember. What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise. For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins. We were merely freshmen."
(The Freshmen, The Verve Pipe)

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Oriented



Wish me luck.

"She kisses everyone goodbye. And waves her middle finger high. They’re never gonna mess with her again. The drama queen is seventeen. And sleeping with boys for free. She’s got a reputation of being easy."
(Saying Goodbye, Sugarcult)

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Zombified



Happy Halloween Goblins and Gals.

"When I kill her, I'll have her. Dance upon the grave of the dead upon your name. Die white girls, die white girls. Dance upon the grave of the upon the grave of the dead."
(The Velourium Camper III: Al The Killer, Coheed And Cambria)

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Tim: Action Hero



I like this one haha. But I feel this calls for a slight explanation. For those of you who have seen Wedding Crashers. There is a scene towards the end of the movie where Vince Vaughn punches the jerk boyfriend of Rachel McAdams and says "Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!" For some reason I remember it as above. So I decided it sounds like an action hero line. Which ends up here haha.

That's all, take ere easy folks.

"With friends like you, who needs enemies? You ain't right, you ain't never going to be. Your soul is toxic, you ain't no friend of mine."
(Far Behind, Social Distortion)

Monday, October 29, 2007

Tomorrow, tomorrow it's always tomorrow



That is all.

"And some days it don't come easy. And some days it don't come hard. Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end."
(I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), Meat Loaf)

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Smoke Rings



Take ere easy and happy birthday Gina.

"The sun sets tomorrow but I won't be there."
(Parting Ways, Slick Shoes)

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Fucking Lifetime Movie



Basically what I was yelling at my mom about it haha.

"All the best. DJs are saving. The slowest song for last. When the dance is through. Its me and you."
(Work, Jimmy Eat World)

Friday, October 26, 2007

Employment



YAY! Seasonal work, but it's something.

"Lovin's what I got."
(What I Got, Sublime)

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Get Together



Gotta go.

"It won't be long, we'll meet again. Your memory is never passing. It won't be long, we'll meet again. My love for you is everlasting."
(Rose of Sharyn, Killswitch Engage)

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Cartoony Tim wants some



Haha. I can't add to that.

"And I wonder. When I sing along with you. If everything could ever feel this real forever. If anything could ever be this good again. The only thing I'll ever ask of you. You've got to promise not to stop when I say when."
(Everlong, Foo Fighters)

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Strongly Agree



Yup, later.

"We drive tonight, and you are by my side. We're talking about our lives, like we've known each other forever. The time flies by, with the sound of your voice. It’s close to paradise, with the end surely near. and If I could only stop the car, and hold onto you, and never let go."
(Tiger Lilly, Matchbook Romance)

Monday, October 22, 2007

Can Tim come out and play?



I look so cute haha.

"Still thinking about not living without it. Outside looking in. Til we're talking about it, not stepping around it."
(Till I Hear It From You, Gin Blossoms)

Sunday, October 21, 2007

DUCK!



I wonder. Are the things I make up funnier then what happens in real life, or the other way around.

"And it's time, You want to sleep, To ease your mind, where nothing runs so deep. and suicide is all you've left to meet. and still you say to me bartender, fix me one more drink."
(P.S. (New Version), Toad The Wet Sprocket)