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More details later. NIGHT!!

Like an Alzheimers Patient

Yup happy leap year y'all.

"Don't take offense. Better make amends. Rip it all to shreds and let it go."
(When I Grow Up, Garbage)

Behind Anime Eyes

Yup. See y'all tomorrow.

"City of the dead. At the end of another lost highway. Signs misleading to nowhere. City of the damned. Lost children with dirty faces today. No one really seems to care."
(Jesus of Suburbia:Part II-City of the Damned, Green Day)

Never Draw Drunk

Though I am not as sober as I could be. I am not drunk.

Later.

"Countin' on a remedy. I've counted on before. Goin' with a cure that's never failed me. What you call the disease. I call the remedy. What you're callin' the cause. I call the cure."
(Another Drinkin' Song, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones)

St. Patrick's Day BRILLIANT!!!

Yup, if you want to got the their website here and sign the petition. I for one am not, though I should just so I can get a day off haha.

Night folks.

"Well I woke in mid-afternoon cause that's when it all hurts the most. I dream I never know anyone at the party and I'm always the host. If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts. You can never escape, you can only move south down the coast."
(Mrs. Potter's Lullaby, Counting Crows)

Foiled Also Keeps Things Fresh

Yup folks. It's been a heavy Cartoony Tim week haha.

"Is it heavier than air, am i supposed to die alone?"
(Cosmonaut, At the Drive-In)

He's Funny Evil, not Evil Evil

Later folks.

"But We thought he was gone. And he's come back again. Last week it was funny. now the jokes wearing thin. Cuz everyone knows now. That every night now. Will be Steven's last night in town."
(Stevens Last Night In Town, Ben Folds Five)

Damn Teleprompter

I really don't know why I started this whole newscaster thing. But it works haha.

"Red red wine. It's up to you. All I can do I've done. Memories won't go."
(Red Red Wine, Neil Diamond)

Take it Like a Man

I kinda like my expression in the last panel haha.

"Hike up your skirt a little more. And show the world to me."
(Crash Into Me, Dave Matthews Band)

I Mean It's Kinda Self Explanatory

It's beer. DUH!

"Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone. Just the one, two I was just counting on. That never happened. I guess I'm dreaming again. Let's be more than this."
(crushcrushcrush, Paramore)

Best Work Day Ever

Yea I had like 10 or so customers today haha.

Later folks.

"Remember our first apartment? Our couch was never big enough for two. Still, we'd fall asleep in each other's arms and wake up on the floor. Now looking back it was made for me and you."
(Looking Back On Today, Ataris)

Motely Crue cut

Yup it was time. Hopefully I don't run out of jokes about haircuts haha.

"I'm growing out my hair like it was when I was single. It was longer than I'd know you. I had no money then I had no worries then at all."
(Man And Wife, The Latter (Damaged Goods), Desaparecidos)

It's a Smirk Not a Smile

It really is haha.

"We’re stressed but getting high, it’s getting better. I wrote a thousand times couldn’t send the letter. On the last line I choked on this air I’m breathing. I’m all out of smoke."
(Bossman, Lucky Boys Confusion)

Scratch

Later folks.

"They give me cat scratch fever."
(Cat Scratch Fever, Ted Nugent)

Don't Bust that Nut we'll be Right Back

I think it's one of those don't ask moments.

"One she cared for my bones. Fed me ice-cream cones. One she cared for my happiness. And wouldn't leave me alone."
(Mykel and Carli, Weezer)

He's Over Gasped

Yea I refer to this comic and this comic. It was weird to click Questionable Content then Ctrl-Alt-Del to find two surprises.

Later folks.

"Concede and believe me. I won't give up I won't give out on you."
(Concede, Sister Hazel)

The Greatest Love Song Ever Told

Awwww how sweet. Well that concludes our story. Hope you enjoyed it.

Like to say thanks to those who came out yesterday to support us. Till next time.

Oh yea, I almost forgot...Happy Valentine's Day. I think it's the first year I didn't say anything negative, interesting.

"And I'm so unprepared. So here's your valentine. Bouquet of clumsy words. A simple melody. This world's an ugly place. But you're so beautiful to me."
(Going Away To College, Blink-182)

Completion

What will unfold? What is it about? STAY TUNED!!!!

"Until then I'll hide in my bedroom. Just staying up all night just to write. A love song for no one."
(Love Song For No One, John Mayer)

The Muse Descends

This ladies and gentlemen is what we call in the biz a "mini-arc". I just came up with an idea for Cartoony Tim to write a love song, so I thought, "Hey it's Valentine's Day soon, I can make it into a little story and not have to draw comics for two days." Which Leads us too today. Don't worry folks, if anything terribly funny happens while this story is going on I'll report afterwards.

Don't forget. Me band is playing tomorrow at the Dive's Open Mic night, so if you're 21 or have id saying so, you should stop on by.

"So I sit at the edge of my bed. I strum my guitar and I sing an Outlaw love song. Thinkin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back."
(Story Of My Life, Social Distortion)

Phantom Honking

Yea, it probably was coming from one of the displays. Still haha.

"Let’s pretend. My January friend. I’m wantin’ you again. I wanna touch you. Every single heart that beats pretend. My January friend. I’m wantin’ you again. I wanna touch you. Every single heart that beats."
(January Friend. Goo Goo Dolls)

And the Townspeople Rejoiced (Unless they didn't get one)

Yea we had Wiis, and I, unlike the townspeople, screamed in despair. Haven't had one of those, work hard days in awhile. I don't miss them.

Toodles.

"We could drive and we could take our stuff on out of here. Well we'll leave with the sunrise. This place and this city it's good for nothing but for feeling down. Let's say we'll break it."
(All Deliberate Speed, Mae)

Neither Pea nor Nut

Night.

"If you ever need anything please don't. Hesitate to ask someone else first. I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive. I've seen it all, I was here first."
(Very Ape, Nirvana)

Making Kurt Cobain Proud

Later y'all.

"The sun shines in the bedroom. When we play. The raining always starts. When you go away."
(Son Of A Gun, Vaselines)

Slippery Little Devil

Had a job interview today. I think it went well. Hopefully I hear something soon.

Also my band Twenty one Up played at the growingly famous Open Mic Night at the Dive. So far we're trying to go as often as possible. No word about next week, but I'll let you all know.

"Like an opera at a disco (disco). When all you wanted was a rock show."
(Last Call, Mae)

Cigarette Smoker has an Ich

I must say that the only person that actually said that was my good friend Gina. And I thought it be a funny thing to say about me getting rid of my sideburns.

I close with a Birthday wish to Andrew.

"Keep on rockin' in the free world."
(Rockin' In The Free World, Neil Young)

I'd Kill to Say This in an Actual Interview

Yup I'm off till next week. So I need a better job.

"I know what I want. You just take me through the motions. I know what I want. And that's more than you can say."
(Rhythms, Sum 41)

Jaw Dropage

The comic says it all haha.

"I made a vow, to carry you home."
(So Here We Are, Block Party)

The What Bowl?

Yea, don't care haha. I care there's a Mythbusters marathon.

"So I block out the world. With headphones on. It's the only thing I can do when I don't wanna talk to no one. Block out the world. With headphones on. It's my only escape."
(Block Out The World, Maxeen)

Oh Sweet Seneility..Take Me Away

Hopefully this brain training will help haha.

I forgot to mention yesterday(was in a hurry kinda). I actually filled up an album on photobucket. Yup I reached the thousand picture limit. So I opened a new album under that one to fill up once again. WOOO.

"You sat me down beside myself. To show me all the reasons I was wrong for you. Was this for real? It's hard to tell. 'Cause it was such a beautiful mess we had got into."
(Firewater, Yellowcard)

NOT THE MONEY SHOVEL!!!

If you couldn't guess. I'm digging myself deeper in finacial debt. Though I didn't pay with credit.

Later.

"If I turn into another. Dig me up from under what is covering. The better part of me. Sing this song. Remind me that we'll always have each other. When everything else is gone."
(Dig, Incubus)

Annnnnnnnnnnd Scene

It's true, I need to go buy some chips. SOON!!

"Probably thinks that I'm obsessed. But I just think that she's the best. She probably thinks that I'm just lonely. But I've got good friends and she's the only one who's made me feel this way."
(I Just Think That She's The Best, Hellogoodbye)

Steve Be His Name

It's kinda blasphemes, but funny.

"Civilized. Until the keg runs dry, at least try. To drink from 9 to 5, and then from 5 to 9. Always drunk and going crazy. Always drunk going crazy you'd better believe it!"
(Richard Allen George... No, It's Just Cheez... (Cheese), Less Than Jake)

Neither Pitcher nor Catcher

I watched I Know Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. So I thought, if the person isn't a bigot and straight he or she would be flattered to be considered desirable to a gay person. Hell I'd bet they'd brag about it. Also I bet they would be offended if they weren't thought to be an attractive to a gay person. Deep down you all know I'm right haha.

"When I'm walkin' I strut my stuff, man I'm so strung out. I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out."
(Blister In The Sun, Violent Femmes)

Just Let it all out Man

Yup, put in a new water heater today. Fun.

On another note I just saw a preview of the new Star Wars game Forced Unleash. It looks awesome, came a long way since I saw it two years ago.

Later folks.

"Make up your mind. Decide to walk with me. Around the lake tonight. Around the lake tonight. By my side. By my side. I'm not gonna lie. I'll not be a gentleman. Behind the boathouse. I'll show you my dark secret."
(Possum Kingdom, Toadies)

He even Clipped the Article

Sorry for no update. I was having Winter een mas fun with Dave and Fitz. Thanks to those guys and Jesus and Migul(sorry if that's wrong) for lot's of fun.

First I wanna confirm that I did not sell the guy the xbox. But he felt the need to tell me about this to make me sell protection. Crazy.

"It's too late to talk to you. And it's too soon to say good-bye. Listen where ever you may be. You still live inside my mind."
(Feels Like Home, No Use For A Name)

It Returns

Later folks.

"Please go outside and play. I can't take it. When you're screaming in the basement, and the TV. It's so loud I can't concentrate."
(Jabberjaw, Mi6)

Strike Anywhere

I'm only topical a couple months afterwards haha.

"Whatever poison is in this bottle will leave me broken sore and stiff. But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at. He owes me one last wish. So here's a present to let you know I still exist. I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips."
(Jude Law And A Semester Abroad, Brand New)

A Radar Thong

The title is what I thought was a line in  Pour Some Sugar on Me (apparently it's a radar PHONE).

If you got nothing to do today, go to The Dive to see my band Twenty One Up play at open mic. LATER!!

"The next time I see you, you'll turn away. I'll say, 'Hello, but you'll keep on walking."
(Make You Smile, Plus 44)

Suede

Yea, I thought for a little while, but I don't wanna go to school. So now I have to become famous so they can ask me to teach haha.

Later.

"What's your favorite color? Dreaming in no other. What to do? What to say? So my 15 won't fade away."
(I-IV-V, Injected)

I Crack Cartoony Tim Up

Tah Tah.

"Baby check this out, I've got something to say. Man, it's so loud in here. When they stop the drum machine and I can think again. I'll remember what it was."
(Man, It's So Loud In Here, They Might Be Giants)

Things Not to Shout in Public

Yea, I thought it was a funny word. "Hook Hook there's the hook".

"Dear Dad. I'm having trouble feeling sad."
(Without Panasos, The Anniversary)

Guitar Case

A guitar case if you couldn't guess. And thanks to Tasia for writing the joke down.

"Somebody, (somebody), oh somebody (somebody). Can anybody find me somebody to love? (Anybody find me) Yeah."
(Somebody To Love, Queen)

Tasia Insisted

Yup folks.

"I guess you'd call it suicide. But I'm too full to swallow my pride."
(Can't Stand Losing You, Police)

Headbanger Days

Yea, my head and neck hurts. Fun show, later folks.

"So cool it down. Relax awhile. You get too crazy."
(Yeems Song For Nothing, Lifetime)

Bioshocking

Been playing Bioshock. Sucks when you come up against a bad guy with little ammo and health.

See you at the Balcony tonight.

"When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide. Where I stop and I turn and then I go for a ride. 'Til I get to the bottom and I see you again, yeh, yeh yeh."
(Helter Skelter, The Beatles)

Day Off

My Last reminder before tomorrow Without Parachute, Tremor and Man Like Machine are playing at the Balcony(above the Troc) tomorrow. Get there by 6 to see the start of the show.

Later folks.

"I am a world before I am a man. I was a creature before I could stand. I will remember before I forget."
(Before I Forget, Slipknot)

Trickle

Yup, later folks.

"Run and tell all of the angels. This could take all night. Think I need a devil to help me get things right. Hook me up a new revolution. Cause this one is a lie. We sat around laughing and watched the last one die."
(Learn To Fly, Foo Fighters)

I Tend to Think a Lot While I should be Working

Yea, I think a lot at work. Kinda missed writing down non-random thoughts that aren't funny.

Later folks.

"Oh and we carried it all so well. As if we got a new position. Oh and i'll laugh all the way to hell. Saying 'yes this is a fine promotion'. Oh and i'll laugh all the way to hell."
(Missed The Boat, Modest Mouse)

Potato is a Shape

Yup.

"Sitting half way. Away from no where. Praying for our lips to touch. Holding myself. For a second. Just to catch a smile. On this line."
(Streetcar, Funeral For A Friend)

Restock

Yay! More jokes about work.

Just another reminder of that my friends Without Parachute, Tremor and Man Like Machine are playing at the Balcony this Wednesday. I shall be there, yelling and charging the stage like I usually do.

Night folks.

"I'm stuck in a coma. Stuck in a neverending sleep. Some day I will wake up. And realize I made up everything."
(Can't Be Saved, Senses Fail)