Thursday, July 19, 2007

Shouldn't the Big Book of Irony be smaller?

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Yup, hopefully you enjoyed the comic. Night.

"This one, he got a princely racket. That's what I said, now. Got some big seal upon his jacket. Ain't in his head, now. You marry him, your father will condone you. How bout that, now. You marry me, your father will disown you. He'll eat his hat, now."
(Two Princes, Spin Doctors)

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Why Nerds Carry Binders

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Yup I actually went out on a day where I said I haven't left the house in 3 days. Ironic.

But it was for the best cause, TRANSFORMERS!!! It was awesome. Kinda lame in a few parts but the transforming and few fight scenes are worth it.

Well today I finally picked up my check from about 2 weeks ago. Then I went to Target and bought Venture Bros. season 2. WOOOOOO!!.

That is all.

"We don't want you to get older(Let's just drink). And tell them what you would have done(Sit and sink). If you were us(You've got so much to lose, but I don't). I don't think you've got the guts(Let's just drink). I don't think you've got it in you(Sit and sink). You ain't got it, you ain't got it, no(You've got so much to lose, but I don't). "
(Sit And Sink, The Graduate)

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Hermiting It Up

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It is true I haven't left the house for three days. First off, I spend money if I leave the house, with low cash and a trip coming up I figure it be helpful not to head out. Also no invitations out.

At the time of this posting I was invited out. So we'll see if it works out.

Night all.

"All my complaints shrink to nothing. I'm ashamed of all my somethings. She's bled for one day of comfort. Only because she has suffered."
(Fully Alive, FlyLeaf)

Monday, July 16, 2007

All in a Days Work

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Yea.

"Cause I know there’s got to be another level. Somewhere closer to the other side. And I’m feeling like it’s now or never. Can I break the spell of the typical."
(Typical, MuteMath)

Saturday, July 14, 2007

It's All In the Eyes

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The show was awesome. Didn't like Against All Authority, the sound sucked and not my band. Streetlight Manifesto rocked man. Less than Jake, I've noticed when they're not the closing act they have gimmicks. This time it was Price is Right, using some of the games to decide what album they were gonna play from. Awesome. I was tired by the time Reel Big Fish came on, so I wondered around, even went upstairs to the bar, couldn't afford a drink unfortuantly. But Reel Big Fish were fun, playing S.R. in different musical styles.

Well I say later folks.

"But she keeps crying. And they keep kissing. And I just hang about and listen."
(Airport Monday Morning, Lifetime)

Friday, July 13, 2007

That song is so flawed

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Yup yup.

I just wanted to mention that due to lack of job I'm turning to you guys, my awesome readers, for donations. Any little bit helps. Also if you want you can ask for me to draw you something. You can go to the bottom of this post, till I figure out how to put it perminatly on here. Thank you.

RBF and LTJ(with an appearence by Streetlight and Against All Authority) tonight, Later.

"Valerie, you make me wish I was dead. Valerie, you're like a knife in my head yeah. I'll never ever be the same my life is ruined, you're too blame."
(Valerie, Reel Big Fish)







Thursday, July 12, 2007

Corners well

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Yea.

It kinda frustrates, saddens and annoys me practically all my friends have seen Transformers already. I realize it's sad how stupid I'm acting towards this movie. But I was looking forward to this movie since last year and I have yet to see it.

Well let's just move on shall we?

"The sun shines in the bedroom when you play, And the raining always starts when you go away."
(Son Of A Gun, Nirvana)

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

You have my heart Optimus Prime

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This comic is two fold. First I haven't been going to bed till about 4 am lately. Two, I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYY wanna see it. I have plans to see it soon. Can't wait man.

"Dare, dare to believe you can survive. You hold the future in your hand. Dare, dare to keep all of your dreams alive. It's time to take a stand. And you can win, if you dare."
(Dare, Stan Bush)

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

As you wish

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If you don't know what movie it is from. I will shed a tear for you.

LATER!

"So now that these numbered honeymoon days are through. She says to him, I'm so glad that all our feelings are true, I can't believe that you're still, acting the same like we first met. He says, Don't you know that true love never dies? And then he put in The Princess Bride at parts where she cries. And she said, I'm glad that you know this is the way that I want it."
(Bob And Bonnie, Houston Calls)

Monday, July 09, 2007

Da shore

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Thanks to the Hitchman Siblings: Heather, Grace and Josh for a fun day.

Two things that happened that I didn't have space for, were driving around for what felt like forever looking for parking. And the fact we all had french fries for dinner.

It was weird being down there after so long. Lot's has changed. The prize wheel my Aunt spent her whole day at is gone, FUCKING GONE!!! However I think the guy who worked it moved to another place on the boardwalk. Also it's all about big prizes, playstations, wiis, 360s, flat panels. Deal or no deal really effected the shore I think. Not only is it an arcade game the cranes have suitcases containing different prizes. Also there are a lot more clothing stores. It's freaky to go there. The only amusing change is that they threw a Dunkin Donuts in the middle of the boardwalk.

Well that's it. Night all.

"Let the good times roll."
(Good Times Roll, The Cars)
Might be back, we'll see.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Natural Light, *shudders*

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Yup. heading to my favorite shore point, Seaside Heights, for a nice drive and some fun. Relax, I'm not going alone, I'm taking fellow animator Heather and her sister Grace to keep me company.

I also want to mention I saw "Hard Candy" last night. It was a fucking creepy, surprising and awesome flick. Go rent it, it'll be interesting.

Later folks.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Drunk Thoughts

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Thanks to Theresa who texted me what I said so I could do today's comic. Truth be told I was drinking from a chipped glass when I said that.

It sounds funny to me.

Later folks.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Shhh CUSACK

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Yea, 1408 came out last week. Ironically I coulda done a comic about the movie coming out cause I didn't write anything haha. I just forgot it came out. Though I couldn't beat Joe from Joe Loves Crappy Movies.

I haven't seen it yet, but it's on my to do list.

Enjoy.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Missing

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Half a decade I worked there. Sucks I didn't get the chance to make it a decade, but alas. It's time to move on.

Though few if any from the library reads this comic I'd like to thank them anyway: Thanks for the job and the time I spent there.

Later.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Biking is Hot

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Nice change of pace. Doing a joke based on a conversation that happened with a real person. Strange. Though the conversation isn't word for word (my dialogue is actually made when I sat down to write the comic after we had the talk).

That's Andrew, he works at the library, obviously. For some reason he decided to bike on this hot fucking day. When he actually has a car. *shrug*. Later folks.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Better get a book

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I'm so funny.

Saw Evan Almighty yesterday. Entertaining, but it didn't really grab me. Oh well. DIE HARD ON WEDNESDAY!!!(Probably won't see it till Friday or something).

Night.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Ooooooooh, off the floor man.

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Nutshots. A classic comedy tool.

I think I'm gonna relax with the music qoutes for awhile. It's hard enough thinking of a funny comic, I don't need the added problem of thinking of a song.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Press Down Hard

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Sorry no comic yesterday. All I did was watch Venture Bros all day. Nothing to funny about that(Though the show is funny as hell).

Yea, under a lot of pressure now a days. So, later.

"Pressure pushing down on me. Pressing down on you no man ask for. Under pressure. That burns a building down. Splits a family in two. Puts people on streets."
(Under Pressure, Queen & David Bowie)

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Parental warning:Ever curse word except the kitchen sink

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Later.

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat. I fucked your mom."
(Family Reunion, Blink-182)

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Not so Quiet Man

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A friend of mine from Rutgers(Nick) works at Quiet Man Studios. They do 3-D stuff and film for tv from as far as I can tell and they just moved into a new space. Everybody said it be a good experence that you'll make good contacts. Well all I did was work in the back doing the stuff in the comic not talking to anybody but my animator friends.

Might go back another day. It was a nice place.

Wooo no jury duty tomorrow either so I'm going to work for the same amount of money. Later.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Suffering succotash, my upside is down

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A nice little joke from yesterday's comic. I woulda keep going but I got jury duty tomorrow, so I wanna write about the "thrilling" day I'll have there.

Take it easy all.

"Can you find direction now? You run with no direction."
(Direction, Midtown)

Monday, June 18, 2007

Dig, Dug, Douge

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Stay tuned. More on this tomorrow.

"So when sickness turns my ego up. I know you'll act as a clever medicine. If I turn into another, dig me up from under what is covering. The better part of me. Sing this song! Remind me that we'll always have each other. When everything else is gone. Oh, each other when everything else is gone."
(Dig, Incubus)

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Stars on the Ceiling Karaoke

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I honestly like the first couple fo lines of amazing grace. The idea of a song saving you is pretty cool. But to call myself a wretch is kinda mean. Also it's MC Hammer, so it's sorta religous.

Also Happy Father's Day to all the daddies out there.

"Father I will always be. That same boy that stood by the sea. And watched you tower over me. Now I'm older I wanna be the same as you."
(Life Of A Salesman, Yellowcard)

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Geek Unit of Measurment

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Yea I see the loser-dom in teers. Geek being right in the middle. The difference I figure is how smart the person is. Dork being less smart then a geek, and nerds being smarter then geeks. At least how I figure.

Later folks

"She seems to have an invisible touch yeah. She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart. She seems to have an invisible touch yeah. It takes control and slowly tears you apart."
(Invisible Touch, Genesis)

Friday, June 15, 2007

Explanation

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I mean come on.

"Breathing deeply. Walking backwards. Finding strength to call and ask her. Roller Coaster, favorite ride. Let me kiss you one last time."
(Roller Coaster, Blink-182)

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Inter web

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Yup, yup. Another day at the library.

"The truth is that I'm overrated, I can't think straight, I'm formulaic. The truth is that it's sad to say it, but you can't help me. You, you don't see me that way. You hear the words that I say, you just tell me my heart's in the right place, it's the world that's confused, and it's never too late, to save a hopeless case."
(Hopeless Case, Less Than Jake)

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

We still have the option to resort to violence

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Right this second, it isn't raining. But it has rained for the past two days.

I saw Knocked up with Polina yesterday. It was an awesome movie. The gang in the movie reminded me off my Rutger's friends. Just sitting around (sans pot). Funny, funny. Go see it if you liked 40 year old virgin and those movies.

Later folks.

"The shadows I cast. Follow me down. Deeper I'm falling. Into the arms of sorrow. Blindly decending. Into the arms of sorrow. There must be serenity."
(The Arms Of Sorrow, Killswitch Engage)

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

My stamp at the library(without the date due or vandalism)

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Yea, for some reason one of my bosses decided to redo all the signage placed about the library. Which is cool. For above sake and portfolio pieces. When I finish all of em I might put it on my portfolio site.

Night folks.

"These notes are marked 'return to sender'. I'll save this letter for myself. I wish you only knew. How good it is to see you."
(See You, Foo Fighters)

Monday, June 11, 2007

Pod people or Taste of humans

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Basically what I said above is my take on Pod.

Kelly does pick a lot of upper class places to celebrate at. Just not my cup of tea.

Later.

"Tears stream, down your face. I promise you I will learn from my mistakes. Tears stream down your face. And I. Lights will guide you home. And ignite your bones. And I will try to fix you."
(Fix You, Coldplay)

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Swish

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Much thanks to Polina and her untrustworthy friend. I got to see Tool for free(even though chipping in for dinner, tolls, parking and gas was still cheaper then the ticket.)

They were fun to watch. They had lazers and interesting images. Didn't think the sound was too great, but still awesome show.

Afterwards me and Polina walked around the boardwalk. She even ran in the ocean.

Well Wishing Happy birthday to my sister today. Later.

"Foot in mouth and head up ass. So whatcha talkin' 'bout? Difficult to dance 'round this one. 'til you pull it out, boy!"
(The Pot, Tool)

Friday, June 08, 2007

Hot hot hot! With 100% chance of passion!

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SOOOOOOOOO hot. Good thing I stayed in and watched movies all day. Ocean's 13 was A LOT BETTER then the second. And Pan's Labarinth was confusing and very strange.

Night night.

"I have only one burning desire. Let me stand next to your fire."
(Fire, Jimi Hendrix)

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Maya, the OTHER animation program

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Maya for those of you who don't know, is a 3-d animating and modeling software. A very popular one at that. It's used to make most of the animated and effect filled movies you've seen.

My grudge against this program is simply that I don't know how to use it. I have been educated on Softimage. Though it is popular as well. From description of jobs I have seen the require either Maya or 3d Max(another program I have no idea how to use). So now I have to learn them just enough to say I know how to use them and hopefully get a job.

That is all.

"And I can run as fast as anyone I know. I'm not the one he seems to want, so I am alone. But it's no woah-woh. And it's no woah-woh."
(Frustrated Unnoticed, Damone)

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

If you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds

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I hate being topical, but hey. Why not?

Night folks.

"When I wake up in my makeup. It's too early for that dress. Wilted and faded somewhere in Hollywood. I'm glad I came here. With your pound of flesh. No second billing cause you're a star now. Oh, Cinderella. They aren't sluts like you. Beautiful Garbage. Beautiful dresses. Can you stand up or will you just fall down."
(Celebrity Skin, Hole)

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Makes it hard to sit down

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Originally the last panel was going to read "It be a pain in the ass" but when it came time to ink I added "still" and viola. A dimension I didn't even think off.

It's amazing how things can change so drastically with a simply addition of a word.

"Seventeen and coming clean for the first time. I finally figured out myself for the first time. I found out what it takes to be a man. Though Mom and Dad will never understand. What's happened to me!"
(Coming Clean, Green Day)

Monday, June 04, 2007

Is panic a plan?

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Ryan Philippe once said the best line about plans. "A plan is just a list of things that don't happen." I agree with that.

I just hate the word plan. It seems to have an expectation, if you don't meet it you just lose. Granted I'm sure anything I decide to do in the future can be called a plan of some sort, I just don't want to.

I do have ideas of what i might do. Of course the one I really think I could do is this comic. Make a leap like countless before me and go for the comic full time. Of course a few practical matters come up. The biggest to me is, do I have enough readers to actually justify full time? I do have a lot of readers, but do I have ENOUGH? Cause I need a fairly large amount of people supporting this strip to ever make the push to full time. Cause then I'd get a website, advertisements, merchandise, etc. Ehhhh I don't know. Maybe I should just go straight to print or something. *shrug* I shall ponder on this some more.

Well enough of that. Later kids.

"Hit me, I'm bleeding.In your lounger, on your grooming. It's the future that's whoring. The better, happier you. A better happier you."
(Giant, Matthew Good Band)

Sunday, June 03, 2007

A toast too...

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What a great weekend. Thanks to Emily for putting it together. We started the weekend by meeting up with Eric, Andy, Jenny, and Jon at school. We moved Jenny's horses and laying mouse traps in the sculpture studio. Then met up with Emily, Lisa, Jeremy and Patrick at Jenny's apartment. Then we hit the road. There was a really sharp turn and shifting of leaders. Eventually we got down to Ocean City. Unpacked and started hanging about and broke out the beer. Eventually Nuemann and Mary Kate meet us at the cabins. Grilling and drinking continued. Eventually playing Kings and had the funniest rule ever(not allowing to use words with s's). After many hours we called it a night. The next day we headed to the boardwalk. Walked up and down and visited arcades and shops. Growing tired we picked up some chicken at the Acme and returned to our cabins. We then began grilling once more. setting a blaze many a coal and grilling many a blacken chicken. Said goodbye to Nuemann, Eric and Jeremy. Much more drinking and playing a drinking game to the Venture Brothers DVD. Eventually calling it a night and sleeping. The next day we cleaned up our wall of empty bottles and cans lining the ledges of the porch. We were now in search of an IHOP. After looking about we found one and ate quickly because I had to get home. Being the awesome guy Jon is he drove really fast to get me home. Which he did with 9 minutes to spare.

I also like to thank all the attendees of my graduation party. Much fun.

Well I need to rest up. NIGHT!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!!

"Under the Boardwalk. Out of the sun. Under the Boardwalk. Man, we'll be having some fun. People walkin' above. Under the Boardwalk. We'll be falling in love under the boardwalk, boardwalk."
(Under the Boardwalk, The Drifters)

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Pull up minus the pull

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Well I'm taking two days off. I'll be in the O.C. for the next two days (ocean city not the rich brats). Most likely drunk most of the time. So I'll update on Sunday.

Also Happy Birthday to Kelly.

"And so we gather round Psycho Joe. The quiet loners always blow. Strap him in the chair. And killing bad guys is such fun. Too bad we only captured one. Are there any more out there. Are there any more out there. And in the weirdest way it sets him free. He's finally rid of you and me. Joe and his electric chair."
(Psycho Joe, Blues Traveler)

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Damn Dirty Apes

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What follows is a zig zag tale to where this comic came from. Don't ask me why I'm explaining it, but I thought it be somewhat interesting.

What sparked this was I was thinking of book called something along the lines of the hipsters bible. It was a book saying what's what in the indie scene and that it seem to be the be all and end all of it. It lead me too the thought of not just telling people how it should be, but how it is by observing hipster, and other scenes and writing about what they observe (don't get me wrong, I'm sure they researched it and the build the rules from that). Then I thought of Jane Goodall, famous for her observations of monkeys. Which lead me too the final thought of observing people to figure out things about yourself. Much like case studies are suppose to apply to everyone else that are similar.

Hopefully that all made sense.

Night folks.

"I am an outsider. Outside of everything."(Outsider, The Ramones)

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Hot library lady, former hot registrar lady

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I remember seeing her in the registrar office. Now she's at the library.

"If you can see yourself looking like you do. What would you say you were thinkin'? Spending all your time looking for something new. You better swim cause your sinkin'."
(Your Bleedin' Heart, Reggie And The Full Effect)

Monday, May 28, 2007

The more you know

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The girlfriend in question is a girl named Lis and the boyfriend is Mark. The animation gang descended upon Mark's house for a BBQ. Off course we talked about movies, animation, and various other nerd things. She knows he's a nerd already but she kept saying how nerdy we all are. Fun stuff.

"If it were up to me. We'd have everything we need. You'd have me and I'd have you."
(Stay Where I Can See You, The Starting Line)

Sunday, May 27, 2007

It's hot and wet. That's okay if your with a lady, but not in the weather

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It's hot man, very hot.

Also Happy Birthday to Andy.

"Wonder what it’s like when you’re living with someone like me. I’m a freak and I’m nervous when it’s easy. Feral days and I’m sex crazed I put it in with my animal ways and. That’s the sign I was born to be living in. I ran around and gave the finger to the Ritalin."
(1000 Julys, Third Eye Blind)

Friday, May 25, 2007

If he ain't quoting he ain't talking

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First off, say hi to Andy.

Secondly, this joke is three fold. First Andy is the guy who thought of the title (all be it he used better grammar). Second, Andy is a big star wars fan. Third, IT'S A FUCKING QUOTE FROM A MOVIE!!!!

By the way. It is a
real site.

"All the nights we stayed up talking. Listening to 80's songs. And quoting lines from all those movies that we love. It still brings a smile to my face."
(In This Diary, The Ataris)

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

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Yup.

"Headlights flash upon my wall, mind's wandering. I crack a smile and I want to stay awhile."
(3's & 4's, Diesel Boy)