Guest Comic by Mark

We now have a guest comic by my good webcomic buddy Mark Savary who does Autumn lake.

Later.

Guest Comic by Courtney

Today's guest comic comes courtesy of Courtney from Marksville. Enjoy.

Guest Comic by Kyle and Noah

Well As you know, when I have pinnacle events, vacation, or just want a break. I do a guest period(most of the time I never do a week, either more or less haha). Today we feature Kyle and Noah or Paul Briske and Alastair Collins, I never got around to asking haha. But I've been calling em Kyle and Noah. They draw and write Vacant and Engaged a funny webcomic.

So later folks.

This Calls for a Celebration

Yup I have drawn a thousand comics. I'm just as shocked as everyone else. Later all.

"Dear Mariah, the world's not big enough for the both of us when we live in the same town, that's wrong. Fight on fire I burn my hands ‘till I got nothing left to count my numbers on."
(God Send Conspirator, Coheed And Cambria)

Prelude to Black Friday

So I got a very small taste of what it'll be like during Black Friday. Don't know when I'll be working yet. But I will be there on Black Friday haha.

Later folks.

Just Need a Fix

Yup.

"Fag of the year. Who could beat up your man."
(Dope Nose, Weezer)

Watch Me Blow

I especially like panel three today haha.

Yup, today is the anniversary of the day I escaped the womb. Kudos to me.

"She says it all without a thought in her head. She says it all as she's pressed up against me. A little something just to take off the edge. A little more and i'll fall off the planet entirely."
(When Your Heart Stops Beating, Plus 44)

Bowtie, the State Pasta

Later.

"Sometimes I think I am out of my league. And then sometimes I think I can dream. Sometimes I wish I could be the one fish. That you choose out of all in the sea."
(If You Wanna I Might, Hellogoodbye)

Spend a little time with me

Later.

"So hear this please. And watch as your heart speeds up endlessly. And look for the stars as the sun goes down. Each breath that you take has a thunderous sound. Everything, everything's magic."
(Everything's Magic, Angels And Airwaves)

Thanks Lis, for threatening to beat me up so funily

First, a thanks to Lis for texting it too me so I wouldn't forget.

Second, I was out with Lis and some of her friends celebrating her birthday. I forget what provoked her to say that, but it was funny. I believe flunch is a combination of punch and flicking haha.

Night all.

"But there you go for the last time. I finally know now what I should have known then. And I could still be ruthless if you'll let me."
(Ruthless, Something Corporate)

I Went Down, Down, Down

Yea, I watched the Social Distortion concert DVD and they played their cover of ring of fire. So that's where I came up with here haha.

"The Taste Of Love Is Sweet. When Hearts Like Ours Meet. I Fell For You Like A Child. Oh, But The Fire Went Wild."
(Ring Of Fire, Johnny Cash)

First Pay Day

Yea. Got a small check from work. It kinda happens when you don't work a lot of hours. But what you gonna do.

Later.

"I heard it all before. So don't knock down my door. I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser. To try and slag me down because I know you're right."
(When I come around, Green Day)

Herion Hero

Not gonna lie, I managed to finish a song and a half before somebody caught me. In my defense my section was empty.

It's weird because I saw the South Park episode on guitar hero yesterday haha.

"Take away, take away. Take away this ball and chain. I'm lonely and I'm tired. And I can't take any more pain."
(Ball And Chain, Social Distortion)

As White as the paper I draw on

Yea, I just don't tan, nor do I really want too haha.

I forgot to mention my friend Lis had her birthday yesterday. Happy B-Day.

"Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes."
(Daniel, Elton John)

Alone with my thoughts

Later all.

"It's so much better when everyone is in."
(Are You In?, Incubus)

Walkie-Talkie Man

The past two days have been hard to write. After I come home from work I just don't feel like drawing. But I go for it anyway.

Later folks.

"You said we were an accident. With accidents you’ll never know what could have been. So we were an accident. You’ll always be my favorite one."
(My Favorite Accident, Motion City Soundtrack)

Out of Shear Spite

Yea, haha. They say people never really quit, they just don't come in anymore. I would at least have the decency to tell them I quit. Also, if anything I plan till they let me go for the season. But I think I'm off to a good start to be kept afterwards.

"I won't give up on you. You know that's what I'm sayin'. Tell me you know it's true. Thank you for always stayin'."
(Thanx for Stayin', Reggie And The Full Effect)

On my feet all day

Yup. Nice to be doing something to earn money.

"For the life of me I cannot remember. What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise. For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins. We were merely freshmen."
(The Freshmen, The Verve Pipe)

Oriented

Wish me luck.

"She kisses everyone goodbye. And waves her middle finger high. They’re never gonna mess with her again. The drama queen is seventeen. And sleeping with boys for free. She’s got a reputation of being easy."
(Saying Goodbye, Sugarcult)

Zombified

Happy Halloween Goblins and Gals.

"When I kill her, I'll have her. Dance upon the grave of the dead upon your name. Die white girls, die white girls. Dance upon the grave of the upon the grave of the dead."
(The Velourium Camper III: Al The Killer, Coheed And Cambria)

Tim: Action Hero

I like this one haha. But I feel this calls for a slight explanation. For those of you who have seen Wedding Crashers. There is a scene towards the end of the movie where Vince Vaughn punches the jerk boyfriend of Rachel McAdams and says "Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!" For some reason I remember it as above. So I decided it sounds like an action hero line. Which ends up here haha.

That's all, take ere easy folks.

"With friends like you, who needs enemies? You ain't right, you ain't never going to be. Your soul is toxic, you ain't no friend of mine."
(Far Behind, Social Distortion)

Tomorrow, tomorrow it's always tomorrow

That is all.

"And some days it don't come easy. And some days it don't come hard. Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end."
(I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), Meat Loaf)

Smoke Rings

Take ere easy and happy birthday Gina.

"The sun sets tomorrow but I won't be there."
(Parting Ways, Slick Shoes)

Fucking Lifetime Movie

Basically what I was yelling at my mom about it haha.

"All the best. DJs are saving. The slowest song for last. When the dance is through. Its me and you."
(Work, Jimmy Eat World)

Employment

YAY! Seasonal work, but it's something.

"Lovin's what I got."
(What I Got, Sublime)

Get Together

Gotta go.

"It won't be long, we'll meet again. Your memory is never passing. It won't be long, we'll meet again. My love for you is everlasting."
(Rose of Sharyn, Killswitch Engage)

Cartoony Tim wants some

Haha. I can't add to that.

"And I wonder. When I sing along with you. If everything could ever feel this real forever. If anything could ever be this good again. The only thing I'll ever ask of you. You've got to promise not to stop when I say when."
(Everlong, Foo Fighters)

Strongly Agree

Yup, later.

"We drive tonight, and you are by my side. We're talking about our lives, like we've known each other forever. The time flies by, with the sound of your voice. It’s close to paradise, with the end surely near. and If I could only stop the car, and hold onto you, and never let go."
(Tiger Lilly, Matchbook Romance)

Can Tim come out and play?

I look so cute haha.

"Still thinking about not living without it. Outside looking in. Til we're talking about it, not stepping around it."
(Till I Hear It From You, Gin Blossoms)

DUCK!

I wonder. Are the things I make up funnier then what happens in real life, or the other way around.

"And it's time, You want to sleep, To ease your mind, where nothing runs so deep. and suicide is all you've left to meet. and still you say to me bartender, fix me one more drink."
(P.S. (New Version), Toad The Wet Sprocket)

Luckily her boobs are big enough to hold a dixie cup

Thanks to Heather for the fun time.

"I never got to be your Fred Astaire."
(Fred Astaire, Lucky Boys Confusion)

Unsaid

A belated happy birthday to Jon Smalls.

"Wait for me, alright. I'm still a boy down there when you want to promise me that."
(Junesong Provision, Coheed And Cambria)

Emphasize the syllables

That is all.

"Campfire cookies. And John Hughes movies. Jr. mints & cold shower Tuesdays. And thats the last thing we talked about. November shivers and rearview mirrors. And the little things like that. And thats the last thing we talked about."
(Cold Shower Tuesdays, Bowling for Soup)

It be a lot like Sunday

I find it funny I got more insight with the bonus features then I got at the talk at Siggraph. WEAK!

Later.

"'Cause it's a great big world calling you to take a ride. And it's a great big world singing come and see and come inside. Oh yeah a great big world reminding you you're not alone. So hold on this great big world we only get to rent we never get to own."
(Great Big World, Blues Traveler)

Down the Hall

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Aboot

First, thanks to Dave for his help on today's comic.

Well Folks. I've talked about it before. So I'm bringing it up again. I'm currently thinking about redoing my book. Making it bigger so it's easier on the eyes. So that means rescanning a LOT of comics. It would be from November 11th 2004 to October 10, 2005. Another idea is doing my favorite comics from the past 3 years into another book. So I just wanna see if you all are into those idea.

I also was thinking of doing prints. I was thinking like $5 for a print and $10 for a framed print. The price would include shipping. Let me know if that interest you guys either.

"Blame Canada. Blame Canada. With all their hockey hullabaloo. And that bitch Anne Murray too."
(Blame Canada, South Park)

Unibrow

In a month it will be my birthday WOO!

"You think this life would make me bolder. But I'm running scared is all. I hang on everything about you. You think I'd settle down cuz I'm older. But I roll with the change is all. I'm same old trailer trash in new shoes."
(Girl Like That, Matchbox Twenty)

Laziness strikes again

Yup.

P.S. anybody get yesterday's hidden joke?

"I’ve looked in your eyes, I’m coming clean. I’ve made up my mind. I’ve made up my mind. To lie would be to compromise. To lie would be to compromise, and I won’t try."
(Coming Clean, The Get Up Kids)

It's 3 magicbeans to the donkey

Later.

"They lead a lifetime that is comfortable. They travel far to keep their stomachs full. They make their living off of arts and crafts. The kind with seashells, driftwood and burlap. They make a deal when they come to town. The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground. She loves her more than he would ever know. He loves her more than he would ever show."
(Swap Meet, Nirvana)

Resilience or must be a Babe Ruth

After doing the title I kinda want a baby ruth.

Later folks.

"I can taste your innocence. Young and sweet like mother made you. Everything frozen in ice. These motherfuckers just got wicked."
(Just Got Wicked, Cold)

This is a comic based on honesty

Bye.

"What have I become? My sweetest friend. Everyone I know. Goes away in the end. You could have it all. My empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt."
(Hurt, Nine Inch Nails)

It's all about priorities

Later folks and Happy Birthday Heather.

"I must insist. On being a pessimist. I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind."
(Armatage Shanks, Green Day)

Important Stars on the Ceiling Dates

Let's hope soon. =0)

By the way. I'm in a band(Twenty One Up), and that band(Twenty One Up) has a myspace. Check it out friends.

"Lost 12 hours of my day, but it's okay, just black it out. Evil things in my pants. Forever fearing contact. Woah, yeah! Woah! Now I know why I wanna be left alone. Lost 12 hours of my day. But it's okay. Just black it out."
(Little Girls, Say Anything)

THERE ISN'T EVEN A BALD CHARACTER!!!

As the title says, there isn't even a bald character in Vacant and Engaged. Oh Cammie.

"Wake up in the morning with a needle in my head."
(Same Sick Feeling, Pulley)

Hey YOU! Move along

Move along.

"Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking. When you fall everyone stands. Another day and you've had your fill of sinking. With the life held in your. Hands are shaking cold. These hands are meant to hold."
(Move Along, The All-American Rejects)

Sunny Side of the Street

No I don't need a psychiatrist thank you haha.

"Hangin' on the corner of 52nd. and Broadway. Cars passin' by but none of them seem to be goin' my way. New York City well I wish I was on a highway. back to Olympia."
(Olympia WA., Rancid)

My Imaginary Friend is better then yours

No I'm not doing a thing with songs from my old bands. Just a coincidence haha.

And a happy birthday to Polina.

"Bring on the obstacles. And burn me a bridge. I'm not sure, should I call. This a range or a ridge? There ain't none too high. If I'm up for the climb. I'll go zero to sixty. And stop on a dime."
(Noise Brigade, Mighty Mighty Bosstones)

He's in a dress

Dress for the job you have I guess haha.

Happy Birthday Tiff.

"Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls. GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only."
(King For A Day, Green Day)

Over the top(Not Sylvester Stallone)

Later.

"A near miss or a close call? I keep a room at the hospital. I scratch my accidents into the wall. I couldn't wait to breathe your breath. I cut in line, I bled to death. I got to you, there was nothing left."
(Accident Prone, Jawbreaker)

Con or De

Ba Rum pum.

"I don't know what you would think. I don't know what to expect. No matter what happens you will be my friend. I'm not going to mess this up. I don't want to end with regrets."
(Regrets, Slick Shoes)