How serendipitous that my 1500th comic was on new years eve.
Happy New Years Folks.
"Drown the pain with cheap champagne. And wake me when it's time to go. I'm far to faded to celebrate it. This clock is moving way too slow. One more year like this one. I could never make it on my own."
(Clown Cars On Cinder Blocks, Dillinger Four)
It's all true.
And I drove 70 all the way up. But I took it easy on the way back.
It's their fault cause they gave me the points card to buy the Mothership Zeta expansion pack.
"I thought that they were angels, but much to my surprise. We climbed aboard their starship, we headed for the skies"
(Come Sail Away, Styx)
Yea a piece on the exhaust pipe is missing. I don't know where it went, so now I must take it to be fixed. BAH! Hopefully it won't break me.
"You're sick of me. I'm sick of you. Let's cool off and just talk this one through. To turn around. To walk away. You'll be leaving but I'll be here to stay."
(Booze Cruise, Mad Caddies)
Yup yup.
"This captain goes down with the ship. All hands on decks, stand hip to hip. I shout the order, shoot to kill. I'm dressed to thrill, I'm dressed to thrill"
(Rum Is For Drinking, Not For Burning, Senses Fail)
Merry Christmas folks
"Merry Christmas Baby."
(12.23.95, Jimmy Eat World)
Yup I forgot again.
"So I stand with a dead smile on my face. Wondering how much of my time they'll waste. Oh God I hate these Satan's helpers."
(Won't Be Home For Christmas, Blink-182)
Haha, I think this looks cool.
Yup yup
"And even though I'm not as cool as Han. I still want to be your man. You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need."
(A New Hope, Blink-182)
So here comes number 7.
"I know a place that's safe and warm from the crowd. Into your arms whoa into your arms I can go"
(Into Your Arms, The Lemonheads)
It's true.
Indeed.
I really am. I don't know I've just been a smartass for so long people would find it strange (as would I) that I wouldn't contradict people or answer question with a smartass remark. I guess I'm beginning to think I might repel people by being a smart ass. Also the verbal sparing with someone trying to counteract my sarcasm is getting tiring.
I honestly think I should give it a try.
"I’m not bitter anyway, but I didn’t want it to turn out this way."
(Long Goodnight, The Get Up Kids)
I looked it up, and apparently it inspired Family guy. Look at the Youtube video or the Wiki page
"I told you I didn't want my picture taken but you snapped it anyway. Now I guess you won't have trouble remembering me someday. "
(Take Our Cars Now!, Saves the Day)
Yup yup.
That's it, goodnight.
"Twenty-nine years into life. Some things, I still can get right. Priorities may never be straight. That's always a topic for debate. I've made up my mind. I shouldn't be loved."
(Majestic, None More Black)
Actually it was yesterday I started my first website on tripod. Thanks to all you folks for sticking around all these years.
"There's a party goin' on right here. A celebration to last throughout the years. So bring your good times, and your laughter too. We gonna celebrate your party with you."
(Celebration, Kool & the Gang)
Yea I was sleeping and my mom woke me up to let me know some guy hit my car. Luckily he was cool about it and didn't run off.
"Do you see the sun - it's a brand new day. Oh, the world's in your hands, now use it. What's past is past, don't turn around. Brush away the cobwebs of freedom."
(Dance Into The Light, Phil Collins)
If you can't tell I saw my friend Milady on the game reel at my store, she was talking about Tony Hawk Ride.
"was just a boy like every other. I thought I was something fierce. I thought I was ten times smarter. Love would be something that I'd just know."
(Always Be, Jimmy Eat World)
ROFL
"And two gay guys got married. And brought the family to its knees. How did they blow us to smithereens. Just a couple of queens. How did they do it. I'll tell you now. They brought marriage to an end. And I've found myself some culprits. It's two young gay republicans. Young gay republicans."
(Non Dairy Creamer, Third Eye Blind)
No comment.
"Knock, knock, that's me on the other side. Put your hand on the screen, that's me you see. I'm trapped behind this glass. I'm trapped right in a box. But that that's me, right on the the tele-v."
(Television, The Reunion Show)
What can I say haha?
"Jamie, Jamie, I'm so glad you're mine. We'll be together a long time."
(Jamie, Weezer)
It's cool to do Star Wars references in anything. Strangely enough I think this it first time I did.
"Under highway signs I watched our love start fluttering and dissipating. I counted all the headlights to make sure I was all right. Now I'm wondering is it me or is it me that can't see silver linings? So I fucked it up. I watched you go."
(Jessie & My Whetstone, Saves the Day)
That's all I got.
"She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle. But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle. Capital punishment, she's last year's model. They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie. I don't want to go to Chelsea."
((I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea, Elvis Costello)
Yup, just gotta keep calm so nobody complains.
"Man, sometimes I get to feeling so left out. And then I'm here again. I'm crying in my beer again. Loneliness closes down like a jail, This is a lonely tale, I'm singing in my jail cell."
(New Girl, Third Eye Blind)
At least it was.
Indeed
"There's been borders and there'll be boundaries and there's been times misdirection's found me"
(Magnetic North, Less Than Jake)
Off again.
"If I get drunk well. I'll pass out on the floor now baby. You won't bother me no more. And if your drinkin' well. You know that you're my friend. And I say I think I'll have myself a beer."
(Beer, Reel Big Fish)
Just to make sure, I'm looking forward to not having to wake up early tomorrow and I look forward to that sleep, ooooooh yea.
"'Cause you come swimmin' into view. And I'm hanging on your words like I always used to do. The words they use so lightly, I only feel for you. I only know because I carry you around. In the background."
(The Background, Third Eye Blind)
You know what I'm talking about Tre.
"I gotta say that Mable. She's the bomb"
(Mabel, Goldfinger)
